Although our birthdays are an indicator of how close we are to our death day, we tend to celebrate it proudly. But have you ever wondered what other random facts, other than you being born on that day, are associated with your birthday? Well, then you’re lucky because a girl has found a way to answer that question.
Inspired by Twitter user @gandalfsoda‘s Tumblr post, @g_pratimaaa asked everyone to Google “Florida man” along with their birthday.
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor
— swervin merv (@ratatooile) March 19, 2019
Now, according to MSN, Florida is the 20th most dangerous state in America. So, it was obvious that combining “Florida man” and a date would lead to a list of serious/hilarious crimes that were committed in the state.
Netizens, including singer John Legend, joined in and the results were oh-so-satisfying.
— John Legend (@johnlegend) March 21, 2019
I mean, I had to screengrab the results because I couldn’t choose just one. pic.twitter.com/X0vXsx6KdZ
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) March 21, 2019
Where do I collect my prize? #floridaman pic.twitter.com/kkxyQeTPns
— Patrick Joy (@JetSet024) March 21, 2019
Oh God. pic.twitter.com/baI84tUz5z
— Adam McKola (@AdamMcKola) March 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1108692756162056199
nah fuck you pic.twitter.com/rYYWEdXu4c
— savannah montano (@savmontano) March 21, 2019
🤣”A #Florida reptile store owner made notorious after a man died during a 2012 insect eating contest at the business is behind bars after he smacked employees with a bearded dragon lizard and even put it in his mouth during a bizarre attack.”#FloridaManhttps://t.co/X3ugzO5nuK pic.twitter.com/WktoKmxKip
— Dr. Dena Grayson (@DrDenaGrayson) March 21, 2019
Can my Florida man please be my spirit animal 🐬 pic.twitter.com/lN9sBBLLWx
— ☆Kayla☆ (@kaylawaylaish) March 21, 2019
June 27th pic.twitter.com/TzffxiIhJp
— Noah (@GetToNoahGuy_) March 21, 2019
florida man found bright green iguana in his toilet, called 911 https://t.co/6zx5tTrSRy
— vin; androgyne (@hologramvin) March 21, 2019
Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well 'for bragging rights' https://t.co/94ckarKk1S
— John Bowen Jr (@dick_bowen) March 21, 2019
Naked Florida Man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen https://t.co/lE4fP8ZKLH
— Peter Bruno (@pjbruno) March 21, 2019
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors https://t.co/XRVBPG8J1m
— Your Old Pal Andy (@youroldpalandy) March 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/drenchedfires/status/1108539423564746754
Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames “caterpillar” https://t.co/D0Mde0FRM8
— Marie Besgrove (@teammarie) March 21, 2019
Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant https://t.co/dzoR7UxLHt
— Drew (@DrewVillarreal) March 21, 2019
“Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked.”
Welp. https://t.co/T7VToRjtUb
— Angie Thomas (@angiecthomas) March 21, 2019
Florida man arrested for assaulting his roommate with a pizza https://t.co/ZijkBT7RAk
— Alexandra Erin (@AlexandraErin) March 21, 2019
"Florida man pretends to be homeless, gives $100 to those who tried to help"
wtf this is wholesome I wanted a fucked up one https://t.co/eOimErnMbU
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 21, 2019
"FLORIDA MAN DONS SPIDER-MAN MASK DURING LIQUOR STORE BURGLARY" (January 2) https://t.co/abIoDufYfR
— Christina (@christinar00t) March 21, 2019
You are itching to know who’s your “Florida man”, right? So, go right ahead and do the needful, and let us know what was the result in the comments. FYI, my Florida man pleaded guilty for sending waves of pipe bombs to Trump’s critics. Yikes!