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It is hard not to gush at weddings are unions that that look like it was a match made in heaven. But behind all the spectacles there’s a bride and a bunch of bridesmaids who endure unspeakable pressure and a couple of almost-hazards before the D-day arrives. It’s a bond beyond words.
But what do you do when one of those, your trusted ones, turn their back? What do you do when your bridesmaid sleeps with your fiance? A day before your wedding?
As awful as it sounds, this story, let me tell you, is no sob story! Instead, it’s the story of a wedding that never happened and that still manages to be a tale of triumph, girl love and pure badassery TBH!
It all began with a rather underrated disclaimer…
Y'all. I have been having the most ridiculous 24 hours. Friend wants to keep the drama off twitter, but is okay with me saying this:
— 😷 March 2020 2.0 Underway 😷 🦠 🧪 ⚗️ 🧫 (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
But just when we thought it couldn’t be that bad *BOOM*
She caught her fiance in bed with one of her bridesmaids last night. They were supposed to be getting married today.
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 17 June 2017
However, the episode soon took a U-turn with friends and love that was not mentioned in the memo of the day.
Grab things important. Always.
I took her to the ranch overnight (got to fix my computer this morning as a result!) & we’re back in Austin. Swung by my house for supplies
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 17 June 2017
‘No tears yet’. That’s gotta be good right?
She’s angry as hell. No tears yet. I was a bridesmaid and there was a third; 3rd and bride and I are plotting.
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 17 June 2017
What’s not to like about that?
Quick update: potluck was fun, his crap is cleared out, and now we are dancing to a good DJ and shooting paintballs at her dress. A+
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
DITTO.
update: Everyone is now calling them “painballs” and I just can’t
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
The GUTS in some people *smh*
HOLY SHIT SHITTY BRIDESMAID/SECRET GIRLFRIEND AND THE EX ARE IN LAS VEGAS WHAT IS GOING ON
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
Oh, it didn’t stop there…
SHE’S LIVESTREAMING THEM GETTING MARRIED WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
Don’t blame ya!
everyone here is screaming and gathered around an ipad
the bride is on the grass crying with laughter
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
Without a second doubt!
she managed to choke out “I didn’t dodge a bullet; I dodged a fucking atomic bomb” oh my gods this is just
what is happening
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
Okay! Not long for long we’re sure.
Shitty Bridesmaid is boasting how they’re going on a REAL honeymoon. We *were* taking bets on whether it would be a tacky resort in Mexico
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
THIS is why!
or a cliche trip to Paris, but the Bride announced that he’s not leaving the country; she’s got his passport ???
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
Now, that’s what you call closure.
Oh btw Ex and Bride had a shared bank account for their honeymoon (they were planning on Scotland in late autumn). She drained & closed it
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
Netflix >> everything
while waiting for me to pick her up last night. She’s changed the passwords on all her accounts (including her Netflix, ofc).
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
What did I tell ya about girl love?
We’re all here, fiercely loving on her and supporting her. It’s been a hell of a day.
— ?? 4645 ?? (@starlightgeek) 18 June 2017
We all need friends like this in life. Friends who’d have our back in the darkest of times and friends who’d play ‘painball’ on an expensive wedding gown when the ‘groom’ turns out to be a pain in the you-know-where! No?
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