Expectation Vs. Reality: 10 Woes Of A Married Man

In India, a girl leaves her home and family after she gets married. But men have it so much easy…or do they?

Here’s a lowdown to those unsung heroes, who went through with their lives (and wives) without ever saying anything about it.

1. Cooking

Expectation: My wife is a masterchef

Reality:

 

2. Going out with wife

Expectation: You hope that she will get ready on time

Reality:

 

3. Coming home after work

Expectation: You expect a smiling face at the door

Reality: Looks like you’re not the only one who had a long hard day 😉

 

4. When you tell her you are planning to go out with the boys

Expectation: She will understand

Reality: But she understand it a bit too well

 

5. When you do go out with the boys

Expectation: Lotta fun!!

Reality: Phone pe gaali khane ka time ho gaya 😛

 

6. Romance

Expectation: You will surpass SRK-Kajol in romance

Reality: You end up fighting instead

 

7. At a party

Expectation: You two will get on like a house on fire

Reality: But she doesn’t want to dance with your drunk ass 😀

 

8. Crying

Expectation: Whenever it comes to emotional situations, you expect it to be subtle

Reality:

 

9. Eating out

Expectation: You think eating out together will be fun activity that you both can enjoy

Reality: But then…

 

10. Having babies

Expectation: You think you will be the best father in the world

Reality: Until you are made to realize you have no idea how to bring up a baby 😛

Who will understand the ‘woes’ of a married man. *sob sob*