Expectation Vs. Reality: 10 Woes Of A Married Man

In India, a girl leaves her home and family after she gets married. But men have it so much easy…or do they?

Here’s a lowdown to those unsung heroes, who went through with their lives (and wives) without ever saying anything about it.

1. Cooking

Expectation: My wife is a masterchef

1a

Reality:

1b

 

2. Going out with wife

Expectation: You hope that she will get ready on time

2a

Reality:

2b

 

3. Coming home after work

Expectation: You expect a smiling face at the door

3a

Reality: Looks like you’re not the only one who had a long hard day 😉

3b

 

4. When you tell her you are planning to go out with the boys

Expectation: She will understand

4a

Reality: But she understand it a bit too well

4b

 

5. When you do go out with the boys

Expectation: Lotta fun!!

5a

Reality: Phone pe gaali khane ka time ho gaya 😛

5b

 


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6. Romance

Expectation: You will surpass SRK-Kajol in romance

6a

Reality: You end up fighting instead

6b

 

7. At a party

Expectation: You two will get on like a house on fire

7a

Reality: But she doesn’t want to dance with your drunk ass 😀

7b

 

8. Crying

Expectation: Whenever it comes to emotional situations, you expect it to be subtle

8a

Reality:

8b

 

9. Eating out

Expectation: You think eating out together will be fun activity that you both can enjoy

9a

Reality: But then…

9b

 

10. Having babies

Expectation: You think you will be the best father in the world

10a

Reality: Until you are made to realize you have no idea how to bring up a baby 😛

10b

Who will understand the ‘woes’ of a married man. *sob sob*

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