11 Expectation Vs Reality Situations Of Going On A Diet

Getting fit and losing weight is the resolution taken by the maximum number of people not just at the starting of the year but many times around it. Diet plans and workout charts are a part of it…well, sticking on to it is yet another story!

1. Expectation: Check out weight loss videos on YouTube and follow the instructor’s way to fitness

Reality: Click on the link beside the fitness video which leads us to Bollywood gossip or funny animals

What can I say…Youtube sucked me into the wrong dimension.

 

2. Expectation: Cut down on junk. No burgers. No chocolates. No carbs

Reality: “This is my last chocolate.” Next day: “Maybe this one is.”

Or the next one.

 

3. Expectation: Fruity frenzy: Fresh fruits all day long

Reality: “Oranges…hmmm…does orange flavoured pastry count as fruit?…Yea it totally does!”

That’s some logical explanation right there.

 

4. Expectation: Whatever be the temptation, I am gonna stick to my strict diet plan

Reality: friend: “Chal! I’m treating today.” Me: “Yay! Ok!”

Did you not hear the food calling out to me?

 

5. Expectation: Exercise everyday and sweat the shit out

Reality: 2nd day of exercise: “My body aches! I am done!”

I’m still burning calories when I breathe…

 

6. Expectation: “I’m gonna fit into that dress before Ria’s wedding”

Reality: “Or I can just get one stitched in my size.”

I’m keeping the tailoring business existent. I’m a good person.

 

7. Expectation: Watch a fashion show and the models and get inspired

Reality: “They are too skinny anyway. Indian boys like curvy girls.”

*Cries secretly*

 

8. Expectation: I am gonna lose weight and become a changed person

Reality: friend: “Your body suits your personality. I don’t think you should change.” Me: “So true! I think so too.”

I have the bestest friends.

 

9. Expectation: NO SWEETS

Reality: “Beta, our guests just brought us a box of laddus.”

I’m about to go to food heaven.

 

10. Expectation: I am gonna have just cornflakes

Reality: A packet of cornflakes per day

Can’t help it.

 

11. Expectation: Hide all the jars of calories awaaaay

Reality : “Where did I hide the Nutella jar?”

#NoRegrets

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