Twitterati Reveal The Dumbest Lies They’ve Told And We’re Not Lying, They’re Hilarious!

Lying to someone is an art, a skill. And it’s fair to say that not everyone can lie with as much finesse as others. Yeah sure, you do get better at lying with age and experience. You begin to justify a lie by giving it a category: white lies, deception, omission and what not. But let’s face it, we’ve all had some pretty bad liar moments!

And so, when writer and comedian @elizaskinner asked the Tweeple to share the dumbest lies they’d ever told, there was no dearth of responses! Viral toh hona hi tha!

Dumbest lie, eh? Well, Twitter did not disappoint with their replies for sure. And a lot of it were lies we all have uttered at least once in our lives! But full marks for creativity!

Okay confession time! Are you ready to LOL, and hopefully, if the lies are too dumb, then ROFL too?

1. As someone who only until recently had glasses, I must confess I’ve always wanted to know how this would turn out!

2. This is so, so cold! And I know so many parents who come up with such genius lies to tell their little ones for some peace of mind!

3. Oh yeah, THAT’s believable!

4. Listen dude, as long as you got the deal, it is not dumb at all! Women lie all the time when they’re bargaining with shopkeepers!

5. *plays Harry Potter theme in the background*

6. And that’s why folks, staying single is an art too!

7. Ah! The abused-to-death ‘evil twin’ lie!

8. That must have taken double the courage to keep lying right to the end! Double! Geddit? Haha!

https://twitter.com/dannydwhittaker/status/1008263739148324864

9. It all works out if you’ve got the perfect partner in crime who can lie as convincingly!

10. The teachers. Or the lie. Only one of them had to be dumb. I’m guessing it was NOT the teachers.

11. Such a cruel, cruel thing to do to your sibling! Breaking her heart twice!

12. Ooooh, you, Sir, are a master manipulator! Not dumb at all!

13. Ouch. There was no way you ‘bouncer’-ed back from that lie!

14. Genius! Just telling people you’re playing with cousin John Cena.  If they can’t see him, they can’t call you out!

15. However, the best, most epic lie in the kingdom of lies, and also probably the dumbest has to be this one here:

What do I say, Twitter, I just ‘Love The Way You Lie’!

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