When Diljit Dosanjh announced the dates for the Indian leg of his Dil-Luminati Tour, the desi internet went chak de phatte! Presale tickets opened on September 10, and on September 12 at 1 PM, the general sale began. Within minutes, all tickets were gone – faster than hot kachoris vanish on a Sunday evening!
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In a country where people are complaining about the economy, job loss and stagnant salaries, it seems like sabka dil, pocket aur ticket bhi Diljit Dosanjh ne loot liya. Even with ticket prices that could make you say “arre baba re”, fans didn’t hesitate to empty their wallets faster than you can say your name.
Post the ticket sales, people took to social media to express their disappointment, disbelief and everything in between because, what just happened? Those kidney-selling jokes we make regarding new iPhone launches, we can finally crack similar jokes about Diljit’s concert tickets!
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Have a look at some of the hilarious reactions here:
Diljit Dosanjh concert tickets sale: pic.twitter.com/muHv6CnUEM
— Darshannn (@D4Dramatic) September 13, 2024
Bro Diljit’s concert tickets are a joke 🤣🤣 starting from 13k and sold out in 30 seconds.
— vas (@cloudwhine) September 12, 2024
Diljit what is this behaviour bro 13k ki tickets😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/pAvSpqfXaH
— M (@iamzigzagzia) September 12, 2024
Some club in delhi should do a diljit night the same night of the concert for all the people that didnt get a ticket with all his songs and everything
— aasheema (@aasheema26) September 12, 2024
Diljit fans after not getting tickets to his concert. pic.twitter.com/pnbKt8EgbO
— Jigarr 🥷⚡🍥 (@Jigar_042) September 12, 2024
Me who didn’t got Diljit pajji concert tickets booked karan aujla’s as a revenge 🤡 pic.twitter.com/ygXfqVwBE9
— KJ. Sim Sim👀 (@see_marrrr) September 13, 2024
To all the lucky people who got their Diljit Dosanjh concert tickets like… pic.twitter.com/kWK8xePX9u
— Shraddhahahaha (@im_shraddha12) September 13, 2024
I missed tickets for Diljit, but I know another concert ticket chaos is upon us. pic.twitter.com/SsGS0qQnBG
— akulsats (@AkulSatsangi) September 12, 2024
Diljit concert tickets priced at 13K and sold out in 10 secs
My honest reaction pic.twitter.com/DBLen2vvSO
— saty (@satymmmm) September 12, 2024
for the first time ever, people might actually be trading a kidney for Diljit Dosanjh concert tickets instead of the iPhone 16
— Srishti (@srishteayy) September 12, 2024
Diljit ke concert ki jitni ticket hai utna toh mera ghumne ka budget hai
— Kartik🔥 (@KaiseAanaHuaaa) September 13, 2024
aese hi sunleti hu diljit because ticket price actually took my breath away pic.twitter.com/mSvUuK9Yl4
— Neera Bhardwaj (@Neerabha) September 12, 2024
Bajaj ki ipo mil gayi par Diljit paaji ke concert ki ticket nahi mili😭
— 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓷 (@decentchandan) September 13, 2024
Jitne dhayan se Diljit ki ticket le rahe the utne dhayan se padhai karli hoti toh aaj 12999 wali ticket le rahi hoti
— Shambhavi (@scambhavi) September 10, 2024
Wahan Diljit ke saare tickets khatam ho gaye HDFC ka technical glitch khatam nahi hua pic.twitter.com/hyt5SvvL6K
— Little Lord Chuckleroy (@Mister_Kapoor) September 10, 2024
Me after not getting tickets for Diljit Dosanjh’s Dil-Luminati Tour concert pic.twitter.com/5HMNPGX9D9
— Shraddhahahaha (@im_shraddha12) September 13, 2024
diljit concert ke tickets kahan se laun ab pic.twitter.com/4vsrtkoJhN
— aadil (@arcomedys) September 12, 2024
Note to myself after seeing Lollapalooza and Diljit concert tickets price pic.twitter.com/sStTOCzWeW
— Divyansh Srivastava (@divsrivastava45) September 10, 2024
This madness proves that when it comes to Diljit, desis have only one motto – Khaali jeb chale gaye, par show dekhke aaye!