Navratri has already entered Day 2 of its celebrations and people are getting high on sweets and the smell of new clothes. And if you listen closely, you can hear all the boys and girls practicing like hell for Garbha night.
However, for some reason, desi Twitter has suddenly remembered they won’t be allowed to have any non-veg food items for over a week. So, they decided to express their duukh through some rib-splitting jokes.
Here are the best ones:
1. Hands up!
When you put non veg in front of a vegetarian brahmins and it's navratri too pic.twitter.com/HW2sMRqxZu
— पंडित जी meme वाले (@MemePandit) October 10, 2018
2. May the Force be with you.
Happy Navratri everyone!
May you all have the power to resist the urge of having chicken and alcohol and onion and garlic and eggs this week. 😂#HappyNavratri
— grumpy (@roooossshhiiiii) October 10, 2018
3. *creepy music plays in the background*
non veg to me during Navratri pic.twitter.com/toQ1n1oMF8
— The Lord of the Drinks (@loaded_engineer) October 11, 2018
4. If only we could as good looking as Brad Pitt while being sad.
When you realise it's Navratri and won't be able to eat any non-veg for 9 days pic.twitter.com/9qeMtynHfs
— __bb_ke_memes__ (@___bhushannnnn) October 10, 2018
5. Someone’s head is in the right place.
When hardcore non vegetarian can't eat Nonveg during Navratri.. pic.twitter.com/JNUPCZ9faB
— Romz (@RomanaRaza) October 10, 2018
6. “Apun idhar ich hai“
Chicken watching garba during navratri 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/bmngCGxBoy
— Delhi se hoon BC (@delhichatter) October 9, 2018
7. That must hurt.
When accidentally eat non veg in Navratri.
— Crush Ka Bhai 🤦🏻♂ (@CartikPatel) October 11, 2018
8. Those waterworks might come in handy.
Me after eating non-veg during Navratri pic.twitter.com/grvD2QcZY4
— Shobhit Singh (@shobhit_sk) October 10, 2018
9. May this template never go out of style.
chicken love's during navratri be like: pic.twitter.com/RUPl1dBr8L
— Pranjul Sharma 🌞 (@Pranjultweet) October 10, 2018
10. Not this song again!
Happy Navratri all friends and family pic.twitter.com/x1bbzwQwjB
— Anand Raj (@AnandRa76993931) October 11, 2018
11. Punny, very punny.
— Namita Handa (@namitahanda) October 10, 2018
12. You can, if you want to. Just saying.
When you realise Navratri has started and you can't visit Aslam Chicken Corner and Qureshi Kebab Corner in Old Delhi 6. pic.twitter.com/aauqQqy3Kv
— MANISH (@Manni_FCB) October 10, 2018
— valak (@reaperelite_) October 9, 2018
Happy Navratri y’all! Have a blast while I have all the chicken that you aren’t having.