Personally I believe lazy people are the highly evolved versions of Panda and Koalas. They are simply adorable sometimes. Actually quite rarely. But it is fun to be around them on those rare occasions. You know? It takes special skills to be that lazy.
Here are some absolute delightful moments that lazy asses live for
1. When they don’t have to take a shower on beautiful lazy Sundays
The only best part of the weekend for them is it’s a no bathing day.
2. Coming home and falling flat in bed
Best feeling ever.
3. Spending hours doing nothing. Or maybe watching tv and doing nothing
Happiness is in nothingness.
4. Finding some delicious liquid to gulp it down, coz they are too lazy to chew
Who will do all the chewing work?
5. Finding successful ways of doing difficult tasks like switching off the bedroom lights in the nights
It’s the eureka moment.
6. Sleeping for 18 hours straight
Feels proud to do nothing. Almost like holding a record of sleeping for maximum number of hours.
7. Finding someone who is willing to drive their car
All the gear shifting and clutch, brake, accelerator is too much work for the body. phew!
8. When your parents ask you to do something and when you’re about to do it they say. “forget it! I’ll do it.”
Now that’s like my parents.
9. That moment when your friends make a plan that you really want to cancel, and they cancel it instead
And you just thank your lucky stars.
10. Every time you’re out shopping, the first thing you look out for is a big couch in the shop to sit on
Because taking power breaks in between your shopping session is good for health and wallet. 🙂
11. Getting extra time to finish a project that you never started working on
That moment when you get a week more to procrastinate.
12. Getting a plate full of food right in your bed
You sometimes don’t even brush, just dig into your food.
13. That moment in the night when all you have to do is, sleep
Bed feels like heaven.
Cheers to all the lazy bums and their lazy delights! 😉