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Kids, listen up. The man you see below is Piers Morgan. No matter whoever you be when you grow up, just don’t be this guy. Because along with being an English journalist and TV presenter, the guy is also a major d-bag.
You’ll probably remember him from his Twitter tussles with the late Stephan Hawking and our very own Sehwag paaji!
But yesterday, Piers Morgan thought, “Hey, I’m bored. Let me try and pick on someone way, way higher on the food chain than me.” And so, he decided to mock Agent 007 of Her Majesty’s Secret Service, James Bond.
Piers Morgan tweeted a picture of James Bond actor Daniel Craig carrying his baby in one of those kangaroo baby carriers strapped to his chest. And his caption basically tried to indicate that it was rather emasculating for James Bond, the epitome of machismo, to be carrying a baby!
Oh 007.. not you as well?!!! #papoose #emasculatedBond pic.twitter.com/cqWiCRCFt3
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 15, 2018
Whaaaaat? James Bond carrying a baby when he should be carrying a gun or driving an Aston Martin or lying under a Bond girl straddling him half naked? How could that be?
Well, shucks.
At this point, you’re probably thinking, “Piers Morgan, you little shit. What’s so emasculating about a father carrying his child?”. And you’re not alone. The rest of the Internet thought so too.
And they made it known to him in words so savage that you could cut yourself just reading them.
It’s not emasculating, Piers. It’s hardcore. And sexy.
Isn't it the opposite? That you're so hardcore you can even fight villains with a baby strapped to your chest. https://t.co/7SUZmE7Ftu
— Anthony Furey (@anthonyfurey) October 16, 2018
Oh that explains it!
Piers has daddy issues. https://t.co/UDar0YiYpJ
— Nicola Thorp (@nicolathorp_) October 15, 2018
Yeah, Piers Morgan! What’s up with that?
Hardly fair @piersmorgan since you carry at least that much baby fat everywhere you go https://t.co/9uEonjxALt
— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) October 16, 2018
— elfie (@elfbatross) October 15, 2018
And besides, Daniel Craig is simply keeping the Bond legacy alive.
All the Bonds do it. pic.twitter.com/4cO2TGBFoB
— Josh Rosenau (@JoshRosenau) October 15, 2018
How pathetic and in want of attention you have to be to do this?
Imagine feeling like you should lecture James Bond on how to be a man. https://t.co/8JF8lT5mkA
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) October 15, 2018
Reddit Co-founder Alexis Ohanian Sr., who himself is a hands on dad looking after daughter Olympia and running a business while Mommy Serena Williams kills it on the tennis court. also weighed in.
Classic @piersmorgan beta antics. Sad.
Fatherhood is the bedrock of the family, society. https://t.co/BZG8YHzBLW
— Alexis Ohanian Sr. 🚀 (@alexisohanian) October 16, 2018
Fellow actors and celebrities decided to school Piers Morgan, as well as ponder over the question “What is wrong with this guy?”
Wow. I wasn’t aware that being a hot AF Dad was a… bad thing??
Seriously, how does one even criticize a man for carrying his kid? And why?? How emasculated are YOU by a guy doing the most normal thing? Can Piers not lift a baby? Does someone need to buy him a gym membership?🤣 https://t.co/Kfx52UeEqE
— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 16, 2018
Imagine your masculinity being so fragile it dictates how you carry your own child. https://t.co/LcQDnaxeUh
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) October 15, 2018
Just what makes a bottom feeder like yourself spend his life trying to bring down folks who actually have cool! Are you that bitter that you have nothing to offer and that desperate to be noticed at all costs? https://t.co/eiewa149qK
— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) October 16, 2018
Don’t be a chump again please https://t.co/52DmGHeYwz
— James McVey (@TheVampsJames) October 16, 2018
Several TV actors, who themselves play macho men on the screen, spoke up against the tweet.
Sick burn from simpering tit @piersmorgan https://t.co/Jy3aYdoSWU
— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) October 15, 2018
Yes cuz carrying your child with love is emasculating. But thanks for bringing this awesome picture of a real man to our attention. You know, it is possible to be a badass AND a caring father. https://t.co/9yEDk2g0ys
— Harry Shum Jr (@HarryShumJr) October 16, 2018
I know we shouldn’t retweet Piers Morgan, but really, sharing a picture of an actor carrying their child because he plays James Bond and it makes him “emasculated” is nonsense https://t.co/zKNeHenab0
— Samuel West (@exitthelemming) October 16, 2018
Piers – you don’t know what it means to be a man. So you can’t be emasculated. https://t.co/Sxlh6jbOWC
— Matthew Modine (@MatthewModine) October 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/tom_cullen/status/1052073992553676800
How pathetic does your statement have to be when Satan himself has to tell you you’re pathetic? Tom Ellis, who plays Lucifer in the show by the same name, had to chime in!
Hey @piersmorgan, a man carrying their child in an intimate nurturing way is basic dad behavior. @susannareid100 you deserve a medal far greater than an NTA !!!! pic.twitter.com/oj5wEFCvtv
— tom ellis (@tomellis17) October 17, 2018
Dictionary.com, known for embodying the literal definition of ‘Savage’ in its tweets, did what does best- TEACH!
Piers Morgan, we double checked the definition of emasculate. There's nothing about being a load-sharing father to be found there. https://t.co/TH9bzv9qdl https://t.co/nBcmr8fsb8
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) October 15, 2018
The replies to Piers Morgan’s tweet though were full of proud dads carrying their kids and showing off how masculine it felt!
Bonus: Cute babies! What’s not to like?
😂 awesome. My mine loved it. pic.twitter.com/5GMZrY4lQZ
— James Marchant (@jamesCmarchant) October 16, 2018
I love carrying my kids. If @piersmorgan is the arbiter of being a man, then I'll gladly not be one. pic.twitter.com/nEBgiXcX2S
— Paul Stevenson (@gleet_tweet) October 16, 2018
Do you even lift bro pic.twitter.com/08TL9HQBTI
— Skip Allums (@skippr) October 16, 2018
Who wouldn’t love to be called as masculine as Daniel Craig, the guy who plays James Bond? I mean!
Delighted to find out I am as unmanly as Daniel Craig. pic.twitter.com/9plJ0o4moL
— Steve Ashby (@grungeviking) October 16, 2018
Ahaha, Piers, you flaccid old dick. I’ve seldom been happier in my life than when walking around with my babies strapped to me. What a loss for you that you’re too much of a man to be a dad. pic.twitter.com/PE6V5OrXBn
— Nathan Fairbairn (@nathanfairbairn) October 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/d_helmet/status/1052330664803127298
This is, by far, my favourite tweet! The name’s Bond. Father-Daughter Bond.
The names Bond. Father-Daughter Bond. pic.twitter.com/6mV1RSNCuG
— Capri Sun Tan Lotion (@seanaroni) October 16, 2018
Piers Morgan’s Thanos-sized mistake of mocking Daniel Craig’s beautiful gesture found its match in Captain America, Chris Evans!
You really have to be so uncertain of your own masculinity to concern yourself with how another man carries his child. Any man who wastes time quantifying masculinity is terrified on the inside. https://t.co/9jsHZ3WKRn
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) October 16, 2018
You show’em, Cap!
But he wasn’t the only one from trying to Avenge the insult dealt by Morgan. War Machine decided to join in too! Don Cheadle basically asked the question we all wanted to ask….
https://twitter.com/DonCheadle/status/1052192562289602561
Well, I can safely say that the Internet has managed to cause sufficient damage to Piers Morgan’s inflated sense of masculinity right now!
A little birdie tells me Piers might be planning to write his autobiography pretty soon. It’s supposedly titled…
https://twitter.com/anthonyLfisher/status/1051916798134767616
And Daniel Craig is definitely getting a dedication!
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