Crazy Bride Asks Guests To Pay 1 Lakh Each To Fund Wedding, Goes On Epic Rant When They Don’t!

We’ve all heard some really insane wedding stories featuring some really crazy brides. But I promise you, this one beats them all. In this story, ‘crazy bride’ is an understatement.

Twitter user @0lspicykeychain shares with us unworthy folks the story of one crazy bride from her—wait for it—wedding shaming group on Facebook (we’ll talk about that later).

I warn you, it is a tad bit long-ish like an Ashutosh Gowarikar or Sanjay Leela Bhansali movie. But believe me, it is a roller coaster through and through!

Alright then! So our story begins with a wedding cancellation announcement. One that involves a little baby in the picture too, so it makes you feel real bad about the couple breaking up.

Also, you can clearly sense from the bride’s choice of words that she is MAD.


Phew! That was getting hot! I wonder what these people who’ve ruined her wedding have actually done!

Crazy bride kicks off with her love’s origin story, of how she met her now ex-future-husband when she was 14, getting married at 18 and having a baby at 20. Awwww right?

And suddenly, there’s a psychic in the picture, an expensive wedding in the making, and a very shameless request made to the couple’s friends and family!

“I SPECIFICALLY, I mean specifically asked for cash gifts. How could we have OUR wedding that WE dreamed of without proper funding?”

Yep. She said that. So apparently, the crazy bride and her equally crazy groom decided to ask guests for $1500 each if they wished to come to their wedding. No kidding.

And when only 8 people replied, screwing majorly with their crowdfunded budget, catastrophe reigned! There was a lot of name-calling of the bridesmaids and maid of honour, and shaming the guests for not RSVPing despite such a ‘reasonable’ demand!

Having fun, no? See, I didn’t know how it could get worse than it already was. But then I read this….

“I just wanted to be a Kardashian for one day and then live my life like normal.”

No, she legit cited THAT as a valid excuse. When her ex (don’t even know what he is doing at the wedding!) suggested that she get married in Vegas, she threw another hissy fit.

Oh yes! Did you read the part where despite the cancelled wedding, she decided to not return people’s money? INSANE!

No wait, INSANE was when she finally concluded her rant with the single most epic sentence you’ll ever hear a bride say.

“Just fucking give me money for my wedding.”

The two reactions that we see at the bottom of the post deeply resonate how I feel.


Twitter was blowing up looking at this crazy bride and her completely outrageous rant!


It was unbelievable!

That plot twist tho!

No, please don’t feel bad about making fun of this crazy lady!

I will go with facepalm for eternity.

Yes, why the fuck was there a local psychic involved????

You’re preaching to the choir!

Yes, I wanna know too!

Popcorn-worthy entertainment!


Same, girl. SAME!

Ah yes! Can we please talk about that wedding shaming group for a second?

I mean dude, WTF?

And then someone just dropped a neat Fight Club reference!

Our civilisation is doomed!

This shit was so cray-cray that even celebs like Chrissy Teigen (model, social media star, John Legend’s wife and all-round amaze woman) and Julie Plec (creator of shows like The Vampire Diaries and The Originals) couldn’t help but tweet!

Well well well! I can’t say much about that crazy bride, but I sure as hell am glad the guy and the guests dodged a bullet!