“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.” This is what a guy DM’d me on twitter. 🤢 And, that’s not all. After that, he had the audacity to message me from another account asking why I blocked him. Boy, whaaaat?! Honestly, while I find it cute that boys put efforts while sliding into your DM, I feel there is a fine line between flirty and creepy.
Speaking of which, I recently stumbled upon a cheesy pickup line that actually ended up into a beautiful love story. Recently, twitter user @JakeBull23 shared a screenshot of his over-the-top pick-up line from 2016 that helped him break the ice with the girl of his dreams.
This is so cheesy!!!
He then revealed that he has now proposed to the same woman & they are engaged thanks to his cheesy DM from 4 years ago.
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She said yes! No words in the world will ever be enough to express the love I have for this girl. We stood together against countless challenges over the last 4 years but I can finally say we made it and true love prevailed. Thank you for making me the happiest man on earth @noor_albasri I love you.
It all started with this DM back in 2016 and 4 years later we're engaged.
Don't be afraid to shoot your shot. pic.twitter.com/c4ytJzCkiF
— Jake (@JakeBull23) July 29, 2020
Their friends and family sent the lovely couple best wishes on the special occasion:
Many people hilariously vented about how they get blocked when they try something like this:
Lol, but seriously hell no. I don't have the guts to do that 😂 pic.twitter.com/TIKd4R3N5o
— Expired potato (@DeviloAFC) July 29, 2020
I did that and i got blocked
— Bigz Al-عjmi 🍍 (@Biggie_077) July 29, 2020
I did wayyy more creative shit then this and i still got left on read
— dark chocolate ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ (@ZentaAhmed) July 29, 2020
If I do that I will get block 😁
— Ahmed Alruhaysh (@zaem18) July 29, 2020
I did the same thing she replied you deserve better 🌚
— frauڈia (@Fraud_hu_Mai) July 30, 2020
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A few others shared their sad DMs:
My dms 🥺😂 pic.twitter.com/W9ebCFGfAr
— maaaheeen (@0unwantedchild0) July 29, 2020
Mujhe toh tweet links aate hain dm mein rt krne ko mai kya kru 😭
— Nepali Bear (@lilgummybear__) July 30, 2020
Others were simply shocked that his pick up line actually worked:
Why can’t anyone fly into my dms ffs @mennaelmatary1
— salwa 🌙 (@tiredaussie) July 29, 2020
@008here_ see this DM se soulmate mil rhe h logo ko😭😭😭oh brooo
— नेHa Singh (@d0_n0tcare) July 30, 2020
We’re seriously not using the same Twitter. That’s not fair. pic.twitter.com/W4VxOa1Kbr
— A. (@rxy610) July 29, 2020
@jokerrr577 khwab mat dekho bhaiyya😐
— Zizou (@IntM_student) July 30, 2020
Honestly, I am guilty of sending a cheesy DM to a guy too. I messaged my crush, ‘Do you know how to give a CPR? Coz you take my breath away.’ 🙈 What’s the cheesiest thing you have ever told someone? Tell us!