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The crude explanation for multiple realities is that every decision that we don’t take in our reality has been taken in another reality, thereby leading to an unique outcome. Now those conclusions can be awesome, strange or just bland. But going by Godmen showing their powers through CGI and policemen mimicking gun sounds by shouting ‘thain thain’, it looks like we’re in weirdest reality of our multiverse. And as if all that wasn’t enough, now we’ve CBI investigating CBI.
According to Livemint, the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) arrested one of their investigating officers and raided their own headquarters on Monday. Now, it does sound weird, but there’s a (iffy) logical reason.
On 15th October, CBI had registered a case against its second top official, Rakesh Asthana, for criminal conspiracy and corruption. Their statement said that Asthana had received “illegal gratification through private persons Manoj and Somesh Prasad for giving relief” in the case against controversial Hyderabad-based meat exporter Moin Qureshi.
However, a week later, CBI sleuths arrested deputy superintendent of police and investigating officer of a CBI special investigation team (SIT) probing into the Moin Qureshi money-laundering case, Devender Kumar. He was charged with falsifying the statement of the key eye-witness of the case, Satish Sana, in order to implicate CBI director Alok Verma.
It’s obvious that the entire situation is complicated. But people found CBI investigating themselves to be very funny. So, they reacted with memes and jokes.
1. ANI has an awesome history with their eye-witnesses.
ANI- "Breaking:CBI raided CBI and arrested its deputy SP in bribery case, claims an eye witness."
"Who was the eye witness?"
ANI-"CBI."
— Knight Watchman (@knightwatchman_) October 22, 2018
2. Impostor!
— Un-bhadralok bangali (@goonereol) October 22, 2018
3. Too much CBI can be hanikarak for your health.
https://twitter.com/ameershahul/status/1054354143173763072
4. This is beyond logic.
— . (@____1_2_3_4__) October 22, 2018
5. Whoops!
— Parag bhandari (@Paragbhandari1) October 22, 2018
6. Hello, reflection. We meet again.
— Kritika Bhargava (@Daviddekritz) October 22, 2018
7. There’s gonna be a lot of screaming.
It reminds me of…. pic.twitter.com/kix7QR4pPq
— ⚡🌟 THE MURTUZA 🌟⚡️ (@THEMURTUZA) October 22, 2018
8. Wah! Wah!
https://twitter.com/Sychlops/status/1054348293096988677
9. Precisely.
Karthik Calling Karthik
— Maverick (@iAstroNOT) October 22, 2018
10. Who’s Marc Jacobs?
https://twitter.com/AshikaRehana/status/1054397771220889600
11. Art inspires reality.
— Rishi Kapoor (@Chintscrap) October 22, 2018
12. Don’t say that out loud!
😹😹😹😹 Gangadhar hi Shaktiman hai..!!
— ✨Payal✨ (@payal_choksi) October 22, 2018
13. Come fight me bro!
— Reggi (@reggidsouza) October 22, 2018
14. Quite the homely affair.
It's called "work from home" https://t.co/2FF4C5WzFp
— Abhishek Upmanyu (@AbhiUpmanyu) October 22, 2018
15. Definitely.
Headline of the Year. 😀😀 https://t.co/NthMZ1P4iP
— Sumanth Raman (@sumanthraman) October 22, 2018
16. And then get a bravery award for it.
https://twitter.com/vmalviya/status/1054579628801695745
17. Cue the “bwaaoonn” sound effect.
CBIception https://t.co/uiPda8LhOX
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) October 22, 2018
18. Don’t challenge him.
Even Neeraj Pandey directed Akshay Kumar movies cannot have a plot like this https://t.co/zhtMctjh8H
— Ricky Jana (@rickyjana) October 22, 2018
19. That’s actually a good idea.
CBI after watching @Daredevil season 3 https://t.co/VNJKCL3m3w
— whine rooney (@fanelguaje) October 22, 2018
20. Subtle, very subtle.
When the teacher asks you to slap yourself as punishment and you act like you're actually trying to do it https://t.co/CeCvnxUHTv
— 7 (@harsh3530) October 22, 2018
CBI is one of the topmost investigating bodies in our country and such a controversy begs us to question what we can trust anymore. That said, it’s tough to avoid the major ‘Fight Club’ vibes this internal investigation is giving off.
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