Food is love. Food is life.
And it’s safe to say that food can easily be a substitute for a relationship. Don’t agree with me? Just go to a buffet and you’ll know what I’m talking about. Seriously, what is it that a relationship can give you, but a buffet can’t? That’s right; nothing. Let me tell you why having food at a buffet is better than having a relationship.
1. First of all, a buffet is always, always inviting
There’s no confusion. It wants you, and you know it does.
2. It will blatantly agree when you say you want more
No questions asked.
3. It will love you, no matter what your size
It doesn’t discriminate.
4. There is a wonderful variety to choose from
It’s all ready, waiting for you.
5. You can always directly jump to the sweet stuff (If you know what I mean)
Wink wink.
6. It will not fight with you over stupid things
The number of arguments you need to have with food= zero.
7. And it’s not all that heavy on your pocket
No expensive dates.
8. If you’re looking to experiment with your appetite, you can do that without any inhibitions
😉
9. When you’re done, you can just leave without having to answer any questions
Food won’t ask you to stay if you don’t want to stay.
10.You’re guaranteed to leave feeling satisfied
Always.
11. And you know that you can always, always return to it
They will still love you with all their heart.
Because sometimes, it’s okay to like food more than people.