We are half-way through the week and I already feel exhausted and demotivated, reason being, my maid is on leave.
So, while I was pretending to ‘work’ on my phone, as my mother kept calling me to do the dishes, I found a tweet that unfolded the greatest mystery of all times. Have you ever observed how men keep a gazillion things in their pockets and still have some space left for our mobile phones, lip gloss and wallet?
Well, Twitter user @CoochDoctor alias Dr Coochie shared a pictorial representation of what lies in boys’ pockets. And surprisingly, people think it’s on point.
Here’s his tweet:
https://twitter.com/CoochDoctor/status/1277651658214866946
And obviously, people had a lot to say about his imagination. Here how they reacted:
how u know that pic.twitter.com/8f9ctBHCH4
— Hassan (@hsnshz_) June 30, 2020
left/right for you pic.twitter.com/DoR0AMgdYn
— need my britt🙄 (@kilon4preme) June 30, 2020
You dont keep a roach in ur pocket? lol cringe
— Dr. Coochie (@CoochDoctor) June 29, 2020
or just wear cargo pants/shorts and have a pocket for everything. its truly unlimited power
— Logan (@RenkogokuStan) June 30, 2020
gotta keep that attack helicopter on me at all times💯
— John👾🤖 (@delaneyWrld) June 29, 2020
How he chillin in the pocket pic.twitter.com/W2vutzBuOh
— Sensei the #8thHokage 🎴💿 #BLM (@Senseiondabeat) July 1, 2020
Yeah thatshovel very important cus you never know-
— qǝǝʞ (@keebusman) June 30, 2020
Wait you guys don’t have a thermonuclear bomb in your left pocket?
— HOMERUNHITTER900 (@HOMERUNHITTER91) June 30, 2020
Some even joined in to share what they have been ‘not’ putting in their pockets. Check them out:
Dont forget the back pockets
Left Right pic.twitter.com/K9FBGyAceA
— Eto♡ (@ETO_TDA) June 30, 2020
Actually…. Front left / front right / back left / back right pic.twitter.com/yIfQ8yAVqP
— B (@GrilledStuftB) June 30, 2020
left pocket also has my St. Croix Legend Tournament Inshore Casting Rod but other than that it’s accurate pic.twitter.com/Bb5gCr9Fb5
— hung daal (@DaalHung) June 30, 2020
Gotta have that extra shoe, y'know…
— The Count (@OduahMichael) June 30, 2020
@marabjame Left v Right pic.twitter.com/J2h5gNVvdi
— Ñ (@naifs_here_bois) July 1, 2020
You forgot this pic.twitter.com/Vi6c4YJzYg
— 𝘼𝙈𝙂-𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎 ۞ (@wxsxpbroky) June 30, 2020
Don’t even get me started on pockets in women’s clothing.
And females jeans ain't even got real pockets💀
— Fredí Vasquez👶 (@_Ronreivun_) June 29, 2020
girls pockets be like pic.twitter.com/CxzUrQjbl9
— carl.a (@RetourDeBaton) June 30, 2020
Girls pockets be like. 'cuz we don't get big enough pockets….. pic.twitter.com/ZRFU2TERal
— elvan 🏳️🌈 (@elvannnd) July 1, 2020
Girls pocket be like :
Ohh they don't have any pocket in their dress😭😭
— Sophie💙 (@Sophie_7479) June 30, 2020
Least we got pockets, girls out her with cosplay pockets
— flimflam (@reuby_herrera) June 30, 2020
Well, this is too much to handle, literally. So, guys tell us what’s in your left pocket right now?