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Bollywood.
The land of wonders that we cannot help but be thankful for not being real, like a Bollywood mother for instance.
The one who gives our dear Bollywood heroes Kasam for snacks and holds a party or at least, a puja for the smallest of their achievements.
There are like-minded people on Twitter who see eye to eye on Bollywood and have blasted it out in the most hilarious ways.
Here are a few examples.
1.
and then she was like iss pyaar ko kya naam duun bechain dil ko kaise aaram dun and rabba was like yeh puchne ke liye chaalis baar bulaya.
— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) December 11, 2015
2.
Venn diagram of ‘Nainon mein sapna, sapnein mein sajna’. pic.twitter.com/3nBiZ47T
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) February 11, 2013
3.
Breaking news : Katrina Kaif was severely injured in an upcoming movie while doing impossible stunts like giving an expression.
— Prajakta. (@SocialBitterfly) September 19, 2014
4.
Miley Cyrus in a still from her auditions for Manjhi, The Mountain Man. pic.twitter.com/TJDDZdZ9fK
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) August 24, 2015
5.
In a Sooraj Barjatya film:
Bae: Come over
Prem: A lil busy now
Bae: My parents are home
Prem: Will be there in 5 with my parents— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) May 22, 2015
6.
Anything is possible in Bollywood. Like playing Basketball with a Football in Tennis dress on a Golf Course. #kudos pic.twitter.com/ShrGH8Ajfd
— Satya (@Satyajeet) October 22, 2015
7.
Prince of Persia starring Salman Khan
pic.twitter.com/PxBVGeDgEY— inGenious (@Bees_Kut) February 17, 2015
8.
Movies are so unrealistic.
Hrithik was using his computer to access the alien ship and not once been asked if he want to upgrade adobe.— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 28, 2013
9.
Hum Aapke Hain Kaun is so epic, there’s an emoji dedicated to it. pic.twitter.com/4kbFw1BbKn
— mihir (@mihirmodi) June 21, 2014
10.
Hollywood – And the Oscar goes to
Bollywood – And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria AsliMasaleSachSachMDHMDH Award goes to— adrak (@ubercoolosis) January 10, 2016
11.
What is the Big B’s favourite ketchup? pic.twitter.com/3vyQn757NZ
— Manas (@Spooferman_) February 10, 2015
12.
GF: Make me wet
Suraj Barjatya: Bade Bauji ab nahi rahe ???— अंकित (@indiantweeter) November 13, 2015
13.
Some people copy tweets from others. Pritam copies music from others. But Madhur Bhandarkar is the first man who copies his own films.
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) July 2, 2015
14.
When you are going on a trip to Goa with family pic.twitter.com/qsPWt4GKW9
— Billoo (@MohitParmarr) May 27, 2015
15.
Bollywood movie genres: Romantic Comedy Romantic Action Romantic Drama Romantic Horror Romantic True Story Romantic Patriotic
— mad cold (@Extranaut) November 17, 2013
16.
I am all like jaati hun main and traffic is like jaldi hai kya
— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) January 2, 2014
17.
Me talking about my crush when he isn’t looking pic.twitter.com/x2LrTWjAYw
— glistening placenta (@AccioBae) September 29, 2014
18.
Just did the hand-out-of-taxi-to-feel-the-rain thing from Wake Up Sid and cabbie yelled at me saying “PEHLE BOLNE KA NA RIGHT LENA HAI”
— Crapo (@Creepowoman) June 24, 2013
19.
Jackie Shroff’s dog is Scoobhidu.
— k (@krazyfrog) April 5, 2016
20.
Lets take a moment to acknowledge the oddity of Akshay Kumars shaved armpits in this movie.Boat party anyone? pic.twitter.com/Ei8f4aQMQa
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) March 1, 2015
21.
Lol nice sex sofa Mr Barjatya #PremRatanDhanPayo pic.twitter.com/EIsXB3FjWp
— Karen (@KarenDcosta) October 26, 2015
22.
A side chicks guide for how to become the main chick in 12 years. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/ZiCXCCHDtT
— Aditya (@Brewkenstein) December 14, 2015
23.
Had it been an Indian show, Emran Hashmi and Vidya Balan would have appeared on #GoTFinale to promote their new film.
— वरुण (@varungrover) June 15, 2015
24.
Spelling bee:
Jury: Your word is Salman Khan.
Me: Can I use it in a sentence?
Jury: Sorry, there will be no sentence.— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) December 10, 2015
25.
lol pic.twitter.com/3mPiNlmMoj
— Vinod (@pxy) January 8, 2015
26.
Rehna tu
Hai Jaisa tu
Thoda sa chutiya
Thoda gandu— Shan (@klpe) April 24, 2015
27.
#Bollywood ?? pic.twitter.com/sPqkr32vCC
— Biswatosh Sinha (@biswatosh) May 15, 2016
28.
Haven’t watched Bombay Velvet, but that’s okay because I touched a rat at Dadar station once and it seems like the same experience.
— Anuya (@effyourstylist) May 12, 2015
29.
— Debilitated Doctor (@medicold) February 11, 2016
30.
Everybody’s a Prabhudeva if you put a bee in their chaddis
— glistening placenta (@AccioBae) June 14, 2015
31.
If you take the words ‘Daaru’, ‘Gaadi’ and ‘Kudi’ out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is ‘oho x10’.
— P (@lovehandle_) April 15, 2013
32.
Back in the 90s, Sonu Nigam and Falguni Pathak were the same person. pic.twitter.com/mz7maKzmNO
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 26, 2015
33.
Arijit Singh’s songs are so romantic that you miss your lover even if you never had a lover.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 6, 2015
34.
Chahe #Oscars ho ya school, mumma me tiffin box pack kiya hai to le ke to jaana hi padega… pic.twitter.com/VGhUVBnG8n
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 29, 2016
35.
Which is that Imtiaz Ali movie where a couple have fun together but are unsure about their feelings & there’s a lot of travelling involved?
— Rameez (@Sychlops) September 22, 2015
Twitter you beautiful, beautiful beast! :’D
H/T : Huffington Post
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