One really needs to be smart to understand the jokes cracked in The Big Bang Theory. If not smart, at least have an interest in the geeky world outside. Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, Howard, and Penny represent a perfect example of four geeks and one blonde.
Without any doubt, Dr. Sheldon Cooper is the show stopper, stealer, and the star of The Big Bang Theory. It’s like he has evolved 100 years ahead but has returned in a time machine that is now stuck in the 21st century.
Here are some witty one liners by Sheldon that made us go gaga over the show.
1. Goodnight, and if there’s an apocalypse, good luck
That’s Sheldon for you.
2. I’m not crazy; my mother had me tested
This was classic Sheldon.
3. If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you
Like could he be any more blunt?
4. No, no I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid all at once
Coz you know Sheldon is the smartest.
5. You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich it’s just a small sandwich
Lost your appetite?
6. People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important
He has a valid point.
7. One cries because one is sad. I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad
Who would argue on that?
8. The need to find another human being to share one’s life with, has always puzzled me. Maybe I’m so interesting all by myself
Nope, no one can deny that.
9. I never said that you’re not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing
10. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
11. People should have chips implanted in their skull that should explode when they say something stupid
To this most of them will agree, right?
12. It must be humbling to suck on so many levels
Lastly, Sheldon’s article will be incomplete without this –
These are some classic Sheldon special apart from – Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know about it?
I wish you could all be inside my head, the conversation is sparkling.
Oh! Mario, If only I could control everyone the way I control you.
I don’t say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you’ve gone insane.
We know there are many more, so tell us in the comments below which one is your favorite?