Tinder: The new age Sharma aunty who will get you the girl/guy of your choice with just a right swipe (lazy people’s heaven, amiright?). I mean with an interactive and interesting app like Tinder on your phone, you can actually just swipe Sharma aunty… right… out of your house.
The number of people using this “dating” app is ever increasing, and so is the number of cheeky replies. If you don’t already know what Tinder is then download the app later, first become a pro with these cheeky replies and go win the world Tinder… or make them believe you’re a psychopath and scare the living hell out of them.
1. Because being obvious about how excitingly hot the other person is necessary
2. Because sometimes you just can’t keep the grammar Nazi in you to shut her mouth
3. When the bio says ‘Baker & Caker’, you don’t ask questions. You straight up and marry that guy.
4. Even an unfortunate name can act as a conversation starter
5. Well, technically no names can be seen, so…
6. When your murder confessions find their way to Tinder
7. When the lines between reel and real life get blurred
8. When you want to be on Tinder, but also need to make your priorities clear
9. When you are a psychopath and you calmly and casually pick your next victim
10. When you ruin a perfect but unnecessary ‘shayari’
11. When you’re a dog lover and you make that pretttyyy clear
12. And when you take your obsession for ‘Gone Girl’ to an effing whole new level
FYI, I have a date with the last guy tonight… So, wish him luck! 😀