Our generation may not take a lot of things seriously, but it sure takes its selfies seriously alright! And it’s not just about clicking the perfect selfie. Once it goes up on social media, it must also pass the intense scrutiny of every square inch of it before it can be hailed as perfect! And it looks like this test may have backfired quite badly for Twitter user @Paula1Sophia!
Paula took what she thought was a hot bathroom selfie and shared it on her Twitter. But instead of appreciating that fine booty, those lovely curls and her cute tongue stick-out, people seemed to direct their focus on something rather odd—the placement of the toilet paper!
https://twitter.com/Paula1Sophia/status/999837388951171073
If you look past the pretty Paula and notice it, the toilet paper stand seems to be a little too far away from the toilet for comfort! And that bizarre fact did not go unnoticed!
People took no time pointing out how completely irrational the placement of the toilet roll was and how…er… difficult that might make the whole pooping process for Paula!
Sorry for getting all up in your business but damn girl! Is this a joke?
1. Dafuq?
But y is ur toilet paper so far away from the toilet? Da fuck !! u gotta get up with shit in ur ass to clean it 😫 https://t.co/EZzo1J0kbh
— Catfish… (@dakid_online) May 27, 2018
2. Bet nobody told Paula that!
That's not where the toilet paper goes… https://t.co/sqp7zngWXu
— someone's gorgeous daughter (@SharleneBotha_) May 31, 2018
3. Explain yourselves!
https://twitter.com/lnuy__/status/1001147755820142592
4. If that indeed happened, it would be a huge help, TBH!
https://twitter.com/daggomit_t/status/1000750597249744896
5. Why put yourself through this? WHY?
https://twitter.com/rashaduchiha/status/1000142173550075904
6. ROFL!
Going to get the toilet roll like… pic.twitter.com/LTDWttuHbA
— … (@TC_AFC11) May 27, 2018
7. Still not close enough!
https://twitter.com/htownbeast/status/1000726244890202113
8. A job cut out for the Elongated Man, if there was any!
Reaching for the toilet roll 👌 pic.twitter.com/k54IW2Ea5w
— Drew Mair (@gimmi_sum_mair) May 27, 2018
9. Walk like a duck, do ya?
You bad as shit but when you shittin do you have to duck walk to the roll of tp or do you just say fuck it and have a roll by your toilet side🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/Kie5wXh4qx
— YBK_vic98🤴🏾🇳🇬 (@ukpe_viktor) May 28, 2018
But the abnormally long distance between the toilet and the toilet paper rack wasn’t the only thing wrong with this bathroom!
Did you notice the charger wire that hung weirdly close to the commode? What’s with that?
1. The question on everyone’s mind….
https://twitter.com/RAlbarano/status/1000513869146677251
2. And then there’s this possibility…..
You got a charger right next to you're toilet! Id never get out😂😂 https://t.co/g8KfyezCSk
— 👋🌎 (@High_Mundo) May 28, 2018
3. IKR! You need to sort out your priorities, girl!
https://twitter.com/EbunJasper/status/1000861981514059777
4. Somebody cancel this bathroom already!
The wall socket, the toilet roll holder, the shape of the door, the metal bar under the toilet… this bathroom needs to be cancelled 😂 https://t.co/y9OS5HKqTR
— HM03 🌊 (@MazerMakaveli) May 28, 2018
5. With this bathroom, anything can happen!
the toilet is charging, the tissue paper is 1,000ft away and behind that door is The Chronicles of Narnia.
— hold up, wait a minute.. ISSA 22 😛🤸🏾♀️ (@_LaQuashiaa) May 27, 2018
6. You’ll be asking this Wakanda question Forever! Just let Shuri design it for ya the next time, okay?
The power plug is just above the commode but the toilet roll holder is all the way in Narnia? Wakanda bullshit engineering is this? https://t.co/0JFFlreUl8
— Jan (@eccentric_lad) May 27, 2018
Moral of the story? Paula, girl, your bathroom selfie game is great and all but….
Yo your bathroom's priorities are fucked up https://t.co/2Tx50jU8EX
— Phil Jones (@PhilJonesNFL) May 27, 2018
*Runs to the loo*