11 Quirky Answers You Can Give When People Force Arrange Marriage On You

Do you fall under the category where “honey-mooning” with a stranger is a big No-No? Yes! Arrange marriage is what we call it.

Unfortunately, every person, be a girl or a guy goes through the “marriage recruitment” phase! You are likely to have a great job with a fat paycheck and your family has the perfect reason to spoil it saying, “Look, we have got some one for you!”

So, how would you turn those prospects down in the quirkiest way possible?

1. I stalked his Facebook. Oh! And look, he drinks and smokes!

Benefits of having a social media life! As soon as you know the name, Boom!

 

2. I spotted him on Tinder. Well, well…

For all the “Alok Naths”, Tinder is an online dating website…

 

3. He loves something called Math! Wait, what’s that? I quit it long back…

This is like a revenge for those who hated the numbers but couldn’t do away with it! Now is the time!

 

4. I need to lose some weight to fit into the wedding dress! At least a year or two, maybe?

Of course this is important! As I am gonna spend a fortune on the dress.

 

5. I gotta admit that I have this real disease called Gamophobia! It is likely to be cured in a few years time.

Fear of marriage? Yes! That’s Gamophobia…

 

6. Would I really want to share my king-size bed with someone other than my pet? Well, not any time soon!

Mr/Mrs Future! I want you to know that I sleep like the world map spreading across all directions.

 

7. Food is the cause of and solution to most problems. What if you’re absolutely not good at it? Ahem ahem!

And Yes! This applies to both the sexes…

 

8. I have been thinking about the pros and cons of an arranged marriage. The cons win always!

Dear Pros! Better luck next time!

 

9. I am scared my kids would look like his/her side of the family with a big fat nose and a really weird pair of ears!

Sorry! But I find a lot of those in the zoo…

 

10. He does not know what Gucci is and he cannot pronounce Louis Vuitton!

A valid point there! For a brand conscious like me…

… If not the ones above, some “Kyun ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi” always works with Indians. Oh! Melodrama I meant…

And So!

11. “Mom! Dad! Am I a burden to you?” *sobs*

Make sure you have a face full of emotions AF!

Go! Try this out! 😉

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