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Aditya Narayan’s Song “Squats Laga Ke, Hips Hila Ke” Has Worse Lyrics Than His Airport Abuses

byNeha Tanwar
3rd October 2017
4 minute read

What do you think when you think of Aditya Narayan? A goody-two shoes, smiling little kid who had trouble picking his favourite over Bournvita and Horlicks. Right? However, Aditya Narayan has managed to shed his good boy image when he grabbed eyeballs with his airport stint where he threatened an airline official over excess baggage fees.

Although, he has been part of many soulful melodies his recent venture is making us cringe with the sheer amount of objectification. Of course you are wondering what I am talking about.

I am referring to Aditya’s new venture “Body like a Bomba” (whatever that means) with singers Harshi Mad and Arian Romal which released on September 15, 2017, and talks about a woman’s buttocks with quite a vivid description, and frankly the song is beyond words…but I will try.

As reported by IndiaToday, Narayan defined this song with a unique description. He said,

“It was fabulous working with Harshi and Arian. I think our energies matched and this number required lots of adrenalin. I was sold at the concept of fitness and party. Though it was initially meant to be party but we got ourselves in a bit and pumped up the party quotient higher. I’m sincerely hoping this would catch a lot of eyeballs and become a staple at clubs and gyms nationwide.”

The lyrics of the song will blow you away and I am not making this up. The song has lyrics like “Squats laga ke, hips hila ke”. 

but apparently that’s not enough cringe for them, it also ends with “Bum hile ye tere ding dong, tere saath main karun baby ping pong… Tere bum pe bajaun baby zor zor se… Clap! Teri ass ko takia bana ke baby lu main phir nap.”

And I was like, Arey itna bhi kya discreet hona clap ki jagah spank hi bol do na!

Umm… I don’t think a girl wearing a single boxing glove counts as fitness but hey, I am no expert!

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Also the girl on the left is doing an amazing replica of my expression when I saw this video. And how can we forget THIS.

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Looks like they tried to apply the 90s formula in a desperate attempt to make the video a hit which is basically, when you have nothing to show resort to blatant objectification, in 2017!

Well, moving on, the video is pretty original in its fitness and party combo and it can seen in this still from the video.

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Sorry wrong video! Oh wait! *nervous laughter*

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In their defense the equipment is same in every gym so it’s not like they had options, and they must have not seen Ariana Grande doing that in ‘Side To Side’ and… okay I give up.

Last but not the least, (yes, cliched I know) take a look at this. Get yourself a fitness freak who lifts like this #workoutgoals.

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Sorry Aditya, but this song does not really feature in my workout playlist in the morning. I know you worked really hard on it and you put your money on it, but I love my senses too much.

If that was not enough for you and you want to cringe even more, you can read the entire song lyrics and watch the song here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fEOmGn6MOk

Squats laga ke, hips hila ke
Oh she know she got a body like a bomba
Shake tu kar le, flow mein aa ke
Cuz you know you got a body like a bombaChal mere jaana, tujh ko dikha doon, boy the way I do
Kuch na chupa na, nazrein hain tujh pe, yeah I’m gonna make you move
Khelun jab aise, apni adaaon se, I’m getting on your mind
Sabh ko bhula ke, call me a criminal and you’re gonna be my crimeSexy boy tujhko crazy kar de sexy ye figure
Like a wire aa jala doon fire lagne de idharSquats laga ke, hips hila ke
Oh she know she got a body like a bomba
Shake tu kar le, flow mein aa ke
Cuz you know you got a body like a bombaWork that booty, baby work it on the floor
I wanna smack that booty, gotta smack it on the floor
Phone utha ke, pout banau, hai karun jab selfie click
Dekhna chahein boys ye mujhko, like karein meri pics
Tujhko dikha ke, move karun main jab ass ye round and round
Mind ye tera blow kar diya, so boy just take me downSexy boy tujhko crazy kar de sexy ye figure
Like a wire aa jala doon fire lagne de idharSquats laga ke, hips hila ke
Oh she know she got a body like a bomba
Shake tu kar le, flow mein aa ke
Cuz you know you got a body like a bombaBum hile ye tere ding dong,
Tere saath main karun baby ping pong
Aur shuru jo hua main phir roke kaun,
playboys saare kehte mujhe King KongNow clap… Tere bum pe bajaun baby zor zor se… Clap!
Teri ass ko takia bana ke baby lu main phir nap.

#sorrynotsorry

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