25 Sure Ways To Spot A Startup Entrepreneur In India

The startup scene in India is maturing. What else can you expect from a knowledge hungry nation of passionate talented youngsters?

Here are 25 surefire ways to identify a startup entrepreneur in India.

1. They can pitch their startup anywhere..from elevators to chai tapdis

..from washrooms to boardrooms.

 

2. They quit an 8 hrs per day job to work for 16 hrs per day

..without a pay.

 

3. In a mall, when someone says “Fit”, they think of “Product Market Fit”

What did ye just say?

 

4. Their face glows when someone asks them about their product/startup

 

5. WiFi is their first and only love

That’s right.

 

6. They visit the salon & gym at odd hours on weekdays when there’s no rush

The perks of being an entrepreneur.

 

7. They can be found at every startup event

..trying to socialize with everyone.

 

8. They’re either extremely happy or extremely gloomy

There’s no room for moderate emotions in an entrepreneur’s life. True story.

 

9. All tech entrepreneurs suffer from right hand pain

Thanks to this.

 

10.  And dark circles

 

11. They can multi-task like a ninja

From being a CEO to office boy, sales and marketing, pitching investors to clients, they do it all.

 

12.They have the choicest of praises for each investor in town

*Wink*

 

13. They see opportunities everywhere

 

14. When their relatives ask them what they do for a living, they be like

Ab kya bolu isko.

 

15. They will argue if you bad mouth Open Source

 

16. They know that the best ideas usually come under the shower

You bet.

 

17. Every entrepreneur has atleast read THIS

 

18. Their roommates only see them at 3 AM at night

Like a warrior returning home.

 

19. If you ever dare to compare their startup with another startup, be prepared…

..for hours of long explanation on how they are different.

 

20. They don’t know what day of the week it is

..coz they work everyday.

 

21. You can take tips from them on how to survive on an intelligent monthly budget

Shoe-string budget? No problem.

 

22. They are the best people to talk about audacious ideas

None can empathize better. And they will always be positive and supportive.

 

23. They are a humble lot

Building a startup is a quick lesson in humility. The best entrepreneurs are the most down to earth too.

 

24. For them…

 

25. And finally, they’re unrealistic but determined

Entrepreneurs are not realistic, they dream the impossible and fight till they achieve that goal. They are hell bent on making a dent in the universe.

And they will.