“Agar kahi jannat hai, to bas yahi hai, yahi hai, yahi hai.”- Emperor Jehangir, looking at your room (not Kashmir)
The one thing that makes my mother proud of me (despite getting my degree and passing with flying colours) is the fact that I am as obsessed about cleaning as she is.
So, if you’re the kind of person who loses their mind when someone doesn’t keep the towel back where it’s supposed to go, you will easily relate to the following points.
1. Sanitizers, tissues and handkerchiefs are must have items in your bag
Because shaking hands and greeting people is complete only if you have wiped your hands again.
2. You keep everything in neat stacks and orders and never change their places
3. Your weekly routine includes cleaning the hidden corners of your room that your maid conveniently forgets
You are always up for a little bit more cleaning.
4. You have organized a different set of brooms, clothes etc to clean different parts of the house
You don’t like it if the dirt from one room mixes with another.
5. You never leave your bathrobe, towels on the bed even if you know you are getting late
6. You know about all the cleaning hacks to save you time
7. When you go to a restaurant, you shame the waiter by cleaning out the plates and spoons with a tissue
Even if it was not dusty in the first place.
8. You have to use public bathrooms, transport, anything and you go like:
9. You just simply hate a person if they drop food or put their dirty feet on your bed
10. Living in a hostel and eating mess food was the toughest thing you have ever done in life
Yes yes, you deserve a pat on the back.
11. People who know you well are scared of your obsessive levels of cleaning
And what you don’t know is that they have actually nicknamed you ‘the bai’.
12. You find peace of mind and happiness when everything around you is clean
It is said that cleanliness is next to Godliness. So in that sense, you are next to God. 😉
So be proud and keep cleaning!