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Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Rihanna crooning this does not make going to office better for any office goer however much enjoyable work sometimes can be. So people take to social media to vent out their struggles of just being a child stuck in the body of an adult, trying to get by in this Beraham Duniya and of course the centre point of it, The Office.
Here are a few tweets that really drove the point home.
1.
Dear Customer, Your Ac XXXXXXXXXXXX is credited with INR HAHAHAHA on 31 May – SALARY FOR MAY. Your Net Available Bal is INR HAHAHAHA.
— amrtsh (@floydimus) May 31, 2013
2.
Pic1: Me at home 1 am
Pic 2: Me at office 1 pm pic.twitter.com/OdSzSD8TvQ— Rofl Gandhi निंदनीय (@RoflGandhi_) June 25, 2015
3.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg “I sent an email”, then comes to desk saying “I sent an email”. Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
— Ripper (@Ace_Of_Pace) May 15, 2013
4.
Do you sometimes feel like your laptop is whispering “bhai jab nahi hota kaam tumse toh kyun aate ho office?”
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 11, 2016
5.
Boss: I want this report by the EOD. Get on with it immediately!
Me: Yes sir!
*Boss goes*
Me: pic.twitter.com/ZbpQAYoiXg
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) August 27, 2015
6.
They place you in a cubicle and ask you to think outside the box.
— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) February 15, 2013
7.
Every employee in this office keeps a picture of their family on their desk to remind themselves everyday of who they’re disappointing.
— Namaah (@The_HappyNoodle) November 25, 2011
8.
You give office address to ecom sites and they’ll deliver it post 7. You give home address and they’ll reach during office hours.
— dorku (@Dorkstar) October 21, 2015
9.
-Office con call
Hi Ram from Vizag
me: To mai kya karu?
Hi Amrit from Surat
Me: To mai kya karu?
Hi Deepti from Delhi
Me: Hi Deepti— KajuBadamChor (@KajuBadamChor) May 8, 2014
10.
When boss approves your leave pic.twitter.com/tZwevuhzkk
— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) July 9, 2015
11.
When HR asks me to sign on the late office entry in the register. pic.twitter.com/NChuxTzjNo
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) June 1, 2016
12.
@AskThePankazzzz @Lalantop_Mulgi
so true:)— °¥â•~H¡ghn€§§° (@sassy4yew) October 2, 2015
13.
Slowly understanding that working smart mostly just means pushing work deadlines so you can leave office on time and have a personal life
— E-tard (@Etardoh) April 19, 2016
14.
There is a thick line between going to office and working.
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 6, 2014
15.
Dear Boss,
If there is room for improvement in my work,
there is house for improvement in my salary.— Pranav (@pranavsapra) June 5, 2013
16.
Sad part of being an adult is not making sounds like “Ooooo” when there is a power cut at your office.
— Chaitanya (@Chaitanya_13) August 7, 2014
17.
You can sit idle for days in your office but the moment you ask for a half day leave you become the strategically most important employee.
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) August 8, 2014
18.
When I reach office early morning for the meeting and it gets canceled pic.twitter.com/tFonSIKoUk
— dorku (@Dorkstar) June 27, 2014
19.
World is a sad place because people have to sacrifice sleep during winter and rainy mornings to reach a thankless place called office.
— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) December 17, 2013
20.
Your Boss will never notice your work except when you’re in notice period.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) November 28, 2014
21.
Sleep is like a naughty girlfriend. It shoos u away when you desperately want her in the night and then teases you the entire day in office
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) June 1, 2016
22.
Age 16: “Jab bada ho jaoonga tab at least school se homework toh nahi milega”
Age 26: *back home from office* *checks phone* *9 new emails*
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 21, 2016
23.
Office: The place where you pay the price for getting paid.
— Farhan Siddiqui (@Farrenhite) June 6, 2014
24.
Everyone has this one colleague at work who ensures the boss never needs a jet spray.
— clfrd (@cliffordsouza) September 16, 2013
25.
When you leave office early and hope nobody sees you.. pic.twitter.com/TQ7ZrqII68
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 1, 2016
26.
HR Executives daily activities
1.Drink free office coffee
2.Socialize with coworkers
3.Browse Facebook
4.Collect documents
5.Go home on time— E-tard (@Etardoh) December 12, 2013
27.
Waking up at 6:00 am every day during 12 years of school?
Meh, no biggie.Waking up for at 8:00 am every day for office?
NA HO PAYEGA.— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 2, 2014
28.
*Joins office*
*Earns 5k per month*
Mom: I’m proud of u*Works from home*
*Earns 50k per month*
Mom: Koi naukri kyun nahi dhund leta?— Ojas. (@Ojasism) June 29, 2015
29.
When you get late, everyone is at office already and when you’re early, suddenly the whole world decides to mass bunk work.
— Shruti (@ShrutiSeTakkar) September 4, 2014
30.
My colleague’s reaction when I leave office on time. pic.twitter.com/m5s5m9TntI
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) January 6, 2015
31.
That moment when you wear formal clothes and reach late at office.
Everyone be like- YEH KAHAN INTERVIEW DE KE AYA HOGA ?
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 12, 2016
32.
I always keep an image of a punctured tyre handy just in case I’m late for an important meeting on a Monday morning.
— mihir (@mihirmodi) March 2, 2015
Oh, our tortured souls on Twitter! 😛
H/T : Huffington Post
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