Funniest Thread About ‘Virat Ki Baarat’ Has All The Elements That We Spot At An Indian Wedding

By now your timelines are surely flooded with mushy pictures from the dreamy Virushka wedding. Although we’re extremely happy for the happy couple, I refuse to believe that you’re, just like me, a tiny bit envious of them. I mean, the perfect couple, perfect match, perfect clothes, perfect venue, perfect pictures, perfect story.

So while we wonder (with tears of joy and sorrow) whether we will ever have anything close to such a beautiful, almost fairytale-like wedding (or the partner), this Twitter thread of the types of relatives/friends at an Indian wedding is cracking me up big time.

Let me warn you though, you might want to hold your chair because you might fall off laughing otherwise.

1. Starting with the close ones.

2. Tera bhai sab sambhal lega.

3. Always running the last minute errands.

4. Don’t be shy, my honey!

5. “No, no, I really have to go man, but congratulations! Let’s meet soon, yeah?”

6. *Flaunts fake accent because girls*

7. “Milne” ka intezaar sabko hai.

8. There’s one such person in every wedding.

9. And his partner who intuitively becomes the ‘Sapera’ (Snake Charmer).

10. No ‘Joote do paise lo’ on my watch, brother!

11. We’re heartbroken too, to be honest. *sobs quietly*

12. Most annoying one, in my opinion.

13. ‘Badtameez Dil’ playing in the background…

14. Gangs of “There’s still time, don’t repeat my mistakes”.

15. “Mera number kab aayega?”

16. Must be the “I came for free food” kind.

17. “Apnon ko kya invitation, bhai” = Standard Response.

18. Yeh toh over-inquisitive hai yaar!

19. ‘Tis the moment!

20. Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave!

21. Forcing them to enjoy is pretty much pointless.

22. Because spoiling birthdays are obviously not enough, bro!

23. Khoda pahad, nikla chuha. Huh!

24. Poor bride, leave her be, woman!

25. How else do we become useful here?

26. “Who was that?” “I have no idea”

27. Swag se karenge sabka swagat.

28. “Selfie maine le-li aaj” generation, I tell you!

29. He’s excited, of course!

30. Daru Daru Daru, Hey!

31. Fa ko Fa bolne wale bhi hote hai. Just sayin’!

32. The serious, intellectual gang.

33. Saved the best for last!

Virushka wedding has been the centre of attention for a while now, but it is the wedding nonetheless. So the next time you go for a wedding, make sure you spot all these people, just to enjoy a good dose of laughter.

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