20 Most Sarcastic Urban Dictionary Meanings You Need To Read

Over the years we’ve all switched from checking out intellectual meanings on Oxford Dictionary to looking for slang on Urban Dictionary. Well, It’s properly justified, there are way too many slang words being thrown around by the second and we have to keep up! So during one such search, I stumbled upon some of the funniest entries Urban Dictionary had to offer.

And after this, I know that the geniuses who write entries are certifiably funnier than anyone I know.

1. When they perfectly summarised the genital situation

UD--penis-final
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2. And finally asked Barbie the one question we’ve all wanted to know the answer to.

UD--barbie
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3. To Yolo or to Carpediem?

UD--yolo
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4. And wrote a Valentine Day postcard worthy definition of a relationship.

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5. Because Vodka Tonic is the solution to our life’s troubles

UD--alcohol
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6. When the phrase such is life was so damn apt.

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7. Wordplay at it’s finest.

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8. Because they always chose books over butter.

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9. When Urban Dictionary explained the sudden surge in population brilliantly.

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10. Books are now multipurpose!

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11. True story bro.

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12. When we all needed a LITERAL translation

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13. The definition you don’t want your parents to find

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14. Every texter’s nightmare

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15. The magic words that make you want to block the person right away.

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16. When they broke it down to the basics

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17. When laughing out loud wasn’t enough

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18. They give the best genre description to Sean Paul’s music

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19. For all the times you sitting and searching for stupid shit on the internet.

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20. And it was high time you stopped this weird obsession!

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Are you ready to submit some of your definitions? I know I am!

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