15 Types of Indian Grooms Who Totally Rock Their Weddings

In a typical Indian wedding, the groom is mostly secondary to the bride. But it’s his wedding too; he has his share of fears and excitement too.

Here are the types of Indian grooms you have met, you have been or will be!

1. The Worrisome One:

He’s under too much peer pressure. And is real nervous about “performing” his husbandly duties.

 

2. The Bothered One:

His every action is closely followed by his extended family so much that he can’t even go and pee without family intervention.

 

3. The Overbearer:

He is the guy who is already stuck between the ultimate war of the Saas and Bahu. He bears it all with a smile on his face.

 

4. The Diplomat:

He is the wicked one who gets his way around his bride and his mother, making them both believe that he loves her the most.

 

5. The Metrosexual Man:

He is more put together than the bride and knows his silhouettes a bit too well. Pampers himself and makes sure gets his spotlight even with the bride.

 

6. The Hungover:

The one who partied too hard the night before his marriage and now has a hangover from hell. His wedding ceremony includes happiness, excitement, a splitting headache and high blood-alcohol levels.

 

7. The Party Monger:

Dances way too much on his own sangeet. Makes the aunties in the gossip circles go “Thoda sabar kar le”.

 

8. The Shit Scared:

He is the one who is marrying his gal, but still can’t get in the good books of the protective Dad-in-law. Fumbles on every other death stare from the Father of the Bride. *Aila*

 

9. The Aadarshwaadi Guy:

He is the one who ‘Pairi-Paunas’ everyone. His sanskaari skills can put Alok Nath to shame. Takes every wedding ceremony way too seriously.

 

10. The Calculated One:

He is the one with all the hisaab kitaab of his wedding. Keeps an eye on the ‘Sagan Envelopes’.

 

11. The Can’t-Wait-For-The-Honeymoon Guy

He just wants to get over with the wedding ceremonies, so he can head to his exotic honeymoon location and get started with…the sightseeing! 😉

 

12. The Shy Guy:

He is the guy who loves his gal, but hates making a big fuss about it. Gets embarrassed with questions like “Dikhne mein kaisi hai?” and “Khana to bana leti hai na?”

 

13. The Kahan Phas Gaya Guy:

He’s the sweetheart of the family. And his personal equation with every family member has led to them doling a little too much love on him, which makes him irritated. Who knew being nice had a downside?

 

14. The Parde Ke Peeche Kya Hai Guy

He is not sure what will his marriage be like as he has never met his bride in person. Ever. Wonders how his would be wife really looks like.

 

15. The Mama’s boy:

He is the quintessential, very common in the Indian household, Momma’s boy, who obeys everything his mother says. What he does not see coming, is the ire of his bride, which will lead him to be the Overbearer eventually.

Finally, if you’re a groom-to-be, you know that:
It’s not the wedding, but the marriage that needs to be more beautiful.