What happens when Mommy/Daddy/Nani/Nana take to twitter? Absolute mayhem. Well if it wasn’t enough hearing taunts, life lessons and just plain Mommy stuff at home. Now they are slowly taking over social media. They have text messages, Facebook, Google Messenger they have all the information you’d never like them to know.
And now they’re slowly crawling towards twitter, but if that happens you know for sure, Kalyug is here.
1. He’s teaching Twitter the basics in life
2. When you have no option but to say, ‘Papa ne toh kachcha he uttar diya Twitter pe.’
3. Twitter became a shrine of sorts
4. And Kitty Partys spread to the internet
5. Because your life is Dhoom 3 and everything you touch will blow up, much like Uday Chopra’s acting.
6. Â When Dad thinks the whole Internet is one happy family!
7. Â When Sanskar becomes the most trending hashtag!
8. Â Dad thinks ‘Twitter Police’ is like our 10th Std class teacher.
9. Â But they never shy away from showing their love, even though they think it’s an ‘Internet Letter’ that goes by Twitter post.
10. Â They think retail is Twitter’s second name and discussing their poop issues is a way of life.
11. Twitter becomes a Matrimonial site for maids and home owners.
12. Social plans are on a whole other escalation
13. And a leading newspaper is mistaken for a delivery boy!
14. Â While you’re tweeting about Game Of Thrones, your mom has her own plans.
15. And the comparison never stops!
16. But they’d be so damn adorable, trying to figure out life as a Twitterati.
17. Â Because they’d probably get a reply from everyone they tweeted to, out of sheer cuteness.
18. Though they might scare some of your followers
19. And think ‘Dhaniya’ is a legit hashtag
20. They’d be a source of constant happiness!
So what’s your plan of action to keep Twitter parent free?