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For the most part, I’m really thankful for US President Donald Trump’s Twitter. Why? Because it is a constant source of entertainment, even when it gets deactivated by mistake. But can you imagine being the citizens of a nation whose President proclaims he most outrageous things on social media for the whole world to see? Well, here’s a sample of that. The latest episode of ‘What is Donald Trump smoking?’ ft. his ‘Nuclear Button’ and a special cameo from North Korea leader Kim Jong Un!
During his New Year address, Kim Jong Un had a rather startling proclamation to make.
“The US should know that the button for nuclear weapons is on my desk. This is not blackmail but reality.”
Fortunately, citizens of America need not worry because President Trump has got their back!
Trump tweeted a rather… umm… explicit tweet about what he can accomplish with his own ‘Nuclear Button’ which, for all intents and purposes, is bigger and more powerful than Kim’s!
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
Sorry, but WHAT? IMO, this conversation stopped being about ‘Nuclear Buttons’ rather quickly!
And it’s not just me who wants to crack all the possible innuendo jokes on this one! Twitter sprang into action faster than either Trump or Kim could hit their respective ‘button’s!
1. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a button?
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
From a bang that’s caused on Twitter. https://t.co/jkoRDVth5J— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 3, 2018
2. Modesty is overrated, TBH.
The President of the United States of America is bragging—no joke—about the size of his Nuclear Button. https://t.co/2vaL1RsUg1
— Eric Pape (@ericpape) January 3, 2018
3. Of course, ‘button’? What did you think he was talking about anyway?
"button" https://t.co/yttkE2I2NY
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) January 3, 2018
4. Oh! That’s what he meant by ‘button’?
https://twitter.com/one_by_two/status/948412495739289601
5. That’s why you never go for Diet Coke, guys.
What if Donald Trump gets confused with the nuclear war button on his desk with the someone get me a Diet Coke button on his desk?
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 3, 2018
6. Trump needs some Gandhigiri, methinks. Send him flowers and wish him “Get well soon”!
So easily baited. So responsive to every little provocation. So ready with " I got it first..mine is bigger and better than yours. It's a sign…a sign of inner turmoil and a sad little man. Hugs https://t.co/OClmstpv8L
— Redi Tlhabi (@RediTlhabi) January 3, 2018
7. Apocalypse how!
So this is how the world ends, guys. Two insecure man children trolling each other. https://t.co/qn0S3sAWx6
— Wajahat "Wears a Mask Because of a Pandemic" Ali (@WajahatAli) January 3, 2018
8. Kuch bhi karneka, lekin mere ego ko hurt nahin karneka!
Small hands. Big button. Fragile ego. Big danger. https://t.co/G09PKIJHN5
— Kenneth Roth (@KenRoth) January 3, 2018
9. Oops!
https://twitter.com/RogueSNRadvisor/status/948384439721078784
10. Well, God is all-knowing so!
I cannot understate how small @realDonaldTrump’s penis is.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 3, 2018
11. Donald Trump – Dilli ka launda edition!
Tu janta hai mera button kaun hai? https://t.co/3wegOsrj1w
— Bakwas Rider 🏍️ (Wear helmet at the back also) (@BakwasRadio) January 3, 2018
12. Do you even think about Harambe? No, you only think about your button!
Harambe didn't die for this https://t.co/MXo3W5RAgo
— Rick (@DvorachekEric) January 3, 2018
13. I wonder, pushing which button initiated covfefe?
It should go without saying that @realDonaldTrump has the biggest buttons, which is why they are always so easy to push with hilarious results. #Anonymous https://t.co/GfKf7CwgCj
— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) January 3, 2018
14. That’s going to make some entitled Tweeple so damn smug!
World's gonna end cus of twitter. Cool. https://t.co/e8R5UyHPHg
— Jack Howard (@JackHoward) January 3, 2018
15. The next world war will be fought on social media.
https://twitter.com/TheBanat/status/948413771495583750
16. Sahi pakde hain!
In reality….nuclear buttons are actually quite small in size. Much like the brains of people who brag about them.
— Vir Das (@thevirdas) January 3, 2018
17. Makes sense!
https://twitter.com/sagarcasm/status/948500552803008512
Donald Trump, who has often referred to Kim Jong Un as ‘little rocket man’, sounds like a five year old who was told by his playground arch nemesis that his toy truck is smaller and therefore inconsequential.
I don’t know how many of these Twitter Nostradamus will be proven right. But most of them are quoting something Hillary Clinton had said, which seems to hauntingly make sense in this situation:
“Someone you can bait with a tweet should not have access to the nuclear launch codes.” – Hillary Clinton
— Mark Gander (@MarkGander3) January 3, 2018
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