Trump Said His ‘Nuclear Button’ Is Bigger Than Kim Jong Un’s. Twitter Erupted In Penis Jokes!

For the most part, I’m really thankful for US President Donald Trump’s Twitter. Why? Because it is a constant source of entertainment, even when it gets deactivated by mistake. But can you imagine being the citizens of a nation whose President proclaims he most outrageous things on social media for the whole world to see? Well, here’s a sample of that. The latest episode of ‘What is Donald Trump smoking?’ ft. his ‘Nuclear Button’ and a special cameo from North Korea leader Kim Jong Un!

During his New Year address, Kim Jong Un had a rather startling proclamation to make.

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“The US should know that the button for nuclear weapons is on my desk. This is not blackmail but reality.”

Fortunately, citizens of America need not worry because President Trump has got their back!

Trump tweeted a rather… umm… explicit tweet about what he can accomplish with his own ‘Nuclear Button’ which, for all intents and purposes, is bigger and more powerful than Kim’s!

Sorry, but WHAT? IMO, this conversation stopped being about ‘Nuclear Buttons’ rather quickly!

And it’s not just me who wants to crack all the possible innuendo jokes on this one! Twitter sprang into action faster than either Trump or Kim could hit their respective ‘button’s!

1. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a button?

2. Modesty is overrated, TBH.

3. Of course, ‘button’? What did you think he was talking about anyway?

4. Oh! That’s what he meant by ‘button’?

https://twitter.com/one_by_two/status/948412495739289601

5.  That’s why you never go for Diet Coke, guys.

6. Trump needs some Gandhigiri, methinks. Send him flowers and wish him “Get well soon”!

7. Apocalypse how!

8. Kuch bhi karneka, lekin mere ego ko hurt nahin karneka!

9. Oops!

https://twitter.com/RogueSNRadvisor/status/948384439721078784

10. Well, God is all-knowing so!

11. Donald Trump – Dilli ka launda edition!

12. Do you even think about Harambe? No, you only think about your button!

13. I wonder, pushing which button initiated covfefe?

14. That’s going to make some entitled Tweeple so damn smug!

15. The next world war will be fought on social media.

https://twitter.com/TheBanat/status/948413771495583750

16. Sahi pakde hain!

17. Makes sense!

https://twitter.com/sagarcasm/status/948500552803008512

Donald Trump, who has often referred to Kim Jong Un as ‘little rocket man’, sounds like a five year old who was told by his playground arch nemesis that his toy truck is smaller and therefore inconsequential.

I don’t know how many of these Twitter Nostradamus will be proven right. But most of them are quoting something Hillary Clinton had said, which seems to hauntingly make sense in this situation:

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