You thought your girlfriend didn’t know? Well, she’s Bond, James Bond.
Okay, well, at least, a female one, let’s say Janice Bond. (I know a bit of a lame name :P) But they know what you’re doing all the time and your worst fears about doing something you don’t want her to know about.
Here are a few examples.
1. You try not to fart or at least fart without her knowing but she notices anyway.
2. You are afraid to sneak into her phone, Â but she know you do sometimes.
3. You pretend to be not looking at the hot girl who just passed the both of you. She has noticed it for sure because probably she herself has caught a sneak peak at her. 😉
4. You are afraid of being weirdly dressed in front of her parents. She notices your discomfort and tries to relax you without letting you know.
5. You are afraid of admitting that you know nothing about the play you’re watching or the music she listens to. She knows you’re just trying o impress her and thinks that it’s cute. 🙂
6. You are apprehensive of admitting that you absolutely adore How I Met Your Mother at the expense of her thinking that you are a mush. Don’t worry, she has already caught you watching the reruns. 😛
7. You’re afraid to admit that you’re too afraid to do that thing. She knows my dear, she can sense it in when just a look at your face.
8. You’re afraid to tell her that you don’t like her friends. She already knows that.
9. You’re afraid to ask for directions to the place you guys are going to, she knows that you won’t, however badly you want to. She notices the itch.
10. You don’t want to cry in front of her. But she knows when you’re emotional, and would leave the room subtly for you to open the floodgates.
11. You try not to be goofy or do embarrassing things in front of her but that’s exactly what she wants you to be.
12. You stalk people(other girls) on Facebook. Yes, she knows about that too.
Did you relate to any of these?
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