You Can Be Jailed For 5 Years & Fined Rs 10,000 For Consuming Beef In Maharashtra!

Here’s what happened

Pranab Mukherjee has given his assent to the Maharashtra Animal Preservation (Amendment) Bill which essentially means one thing: Beef is now banned in Maharashrta.

You could get upto 5 years of jail & Rs. 10,000 fine if caught possessing or selling it. Yeah, I know. It’s BS, right. (BS=Bullshit, not Beef Steak)

People on Twitter retaliated in their own style

1.

In Maharashtra, all chicken, goats and sheep are currently thinking – Why do gais have all the fun? #BeefBan

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 3, 2015

 

2.

is the censor board also censoring beef on film now? will it be called *beep*?

— Rosie Roti (@supriyan) March 3, 2015

 

3.

Cows from all over India migrating to Maharashtra. #BeefBan pic.twitter.com/BFJR64uu0y

— Tarvinderjit Singh (@tarvinderjit) March 3, 2015

 

4.

Ironically this guys who advocate for #BeefBan wears leather shoes, has leather wallet, jacket etc. Why only #BeefBan Ban leather too…

— Saral Patel ? (@PatelSaral007) March 3, 2015

 

5.

Devendra Fadnavis’ hypocrisy. Feb 11: “Will protect beef traders” http://t.co/Lv0thMKFNh | March 2: Beef trade banned http://t.co/oSUNgNBIAT

— Sachin Kalbag (@SachinKalbag) March 3, 2015

 

6.

This #BeefBan is a big missed steak 🙁

— Natasha (@AiiWhatMen) March 3, 2015

 

7.

How about I kill a cow and say it was just walking naked infront of me late at night so it was asking for it? #beefban #India #delhigangrape

— Caroline Deshpande (@Carol_Deshpande) March 3, 2015

 

8.

Customs at @CSIAMumbai will now ask you how much Beef is in your belly and to poop before landing. #BeefBan

— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) March 3, 2015

 

9.

My future trips to Mumbai will be medium to rare. #BeefBan

— Sundeep Rao (@soapyrao) March 3, 2015

Let me run to my favorite steak joint before they arrest me for committing this ‘crime’.
Over and out.