Hello peepals. Having a crassy day so far? Don’t worry, right about few minutes ago, our sentiments were vibing exactly on the same frequency. But, trust me a round of laughs, chuckles and bleh-ness can seriously pep up your mood. So, in order to pep our moods up, we were scrolling through our Tweet-feed, sharing random jokes with each other by reading them out loud, and enjoying the laugh-round.
How selfish will we be, if we don’t share that fun with you? Oh! Very! But we ain’t going to do that. Let’s embrace the randomness and we bet these tweets will make you laugh out loud. No kidding!
1. Mr. Nihalani, answers, please?
& this is how Mr Pahlaj Nihlani was born 🙏 pic.twitter.com/XzTOszVZfS
— ◢ joey◤ (@thebtechguy) July 21, 2017
2. Milo toh sahi! #BadPun
Crush ~ I Love Milo…
Me ~ Say No More…. pic.twitter.com/2YE5EKh3bz
— Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) July 21, 2017
3. True that.
Game of thrones dhekte ho ..??
Cersei Leke pao tak fan hu
— rghvv (@Mr_puntastik) July 17, 2017
4. Intensity hits right notes.
When New president walks in …..
*background Serious music*
"Kovinda Kovinda Kovinda Kovinda"
— 😇 Saint Quarantine 😇 (@hitlerbai) July 20, 2017
5. Sorry, not sorry.
Tailor's wife looked at him and said
"Acha SILA Diya tune mere pyaar ka"
— rghvv (@Mr_puntastik) July 20, 2017
6. Ise kehte hain phurr ho jana. 😛
When I see my relatives. pic.twitter.com/JP1yyMMC8A
— ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ (@theesmaarkhan) July 21, 2017
7. Humein toh chahiye azaadi.
https://twitter.com/sagarcasm/status/888640491859914752
8. Opps! But it’s sad what happened to the film.
Akshay Kumar's Toilet is leaked. He should call a plumber immediately.
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) July 22, 2017
9. *Dies*
"Aag kaha lagi hain. ?"
Bipasha : It must be in House 'G'
"How do u know ?"
Bipasha : Because, G – Ghar ma Badi Aag hain …!
— Khushamtweet! (@XitijNanavaty) November 22, 2016
10. Eff my life. Happens to me everytime.
My worst nightmare! #GirlProblems #Womaniyeah pic.twitter.com/XFM16BsCRt
— Womaniyeah (@Owomaniyeah) July 22, 2017
11. Oye DJ, yeh kya hain?
https://twitter.com/ikpsgill1/status/888379228672073728
12. Dekho, baat toh true hain.
HR : why should i hire you?
Guy : hire nahi karege to ek aur candidate aayega, phir interview, phir question, kitna kaam karoge?
*Hired*
— Subject 🐍 (@ifOnlyKewal) July 18, 2017
13. Modiji rocking it!
When someone asks about Demonetisation pic.twitter.com/ElyPuSAROX
— stay home (@notmanoj) July 20, 2017
14. *does bhasan dance on the beats*
lapa laaaap lagelo! 👯 pic.twitter.com/f960iNNZ8p
— Nikhil (@niquotein) July 21, 2017
15. And, that’s how you subtly dodge controversial questions.
https://twitter.com/PenNameVin/status/724210080846086144
16. Lo bhaiyya, aur proof chahiye?
When your bank asks you bring proof of residence pic.twitter.com/ebISDsU7cv
— prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) July 21, 2017
17. Relatable to the T.
https://twitter.com/PenNameVin/status/873145416879005696
18. It kinda makes sense, though.
Why aren't baniyans as expensive as bras? 🤔
— Jenny (@missjenny794) April 12, 2017
Because baniyans have zero responsibility unlike bras. https://t.co/8UvMqkD48T
— Parpalwa 🌸 (@MePurplelicious) April 12, 2017
19. That brutally honest answer.
https://twitter.com/azlzathegreat/status/886791464679862272
https://twitter.com/NOTORIOUSAALI/status/886791825192890368
20. Never noticed, but it is so apt.
Jake seriously needs to apply some Iodex now pic.twitter.com/UqYsOcIaUd
— audacity 🍸 (@ambertonic_) March 30, 2017
21. That’s how trapped I feel when I go to parties with my best friend’s friends.
friend: chalna, friend ki party mein. bhot mazza aaega
me: arey nahi, i dont even know anyone
friend: arey chill, mein hu nah
*at party* pic.twitter.com/4FLXKgFnjs— Nikhil (@niquotein) July 8, 2017
22. Oh shit! ?
— Shivam Tripathi (@C_vam_Misspell) April 7, 2017
23. Well, well, well.
How colleges fight
Clg 1 :100% placement
Clg 2 : top companies visit usAmity & LPU
LPU :huge campus
Amity :humare yahan actors aate hain— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 21, 2017
24. That pun got us!
Nana Patekar:
Mai tera boyfriend tu meri girlfriend
Wo mainu kahdi… नाना नाना…..— Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor) June 5, 2016
25. Indian moms be like…
*While getting scolded *
Me- * Looking down *
Mom- Idhar dekh kanjar
Me- *Looking at her *
Mom- AANKH DIKHATA HAI BADTAMEEZZ— Hunटरर ♂🥳 (@nickhunterr) March 13, 2017
Laughing hard? So are we 😛 ?