Mock him all your want, but you’ve got to agree: Rahul Gandhi’s social media game has been remarkably stellar lately. His tweets are laced with the perfect amount of sarcasm, and hit his political opponents right where it would hurt.
But what really does it for me is the creative full forms for abbreviations and the wordplay that he employs in every other tweet. And the latest offering to come from RaGa’s dictionary of abbreviations is a new one he coined for Gross Domestic Product or GDP!
FM Jaitley’s genius combines with Mr Modi’s Gross Divisive Politics (GDP) to give India:
New Investments: 13 year ⬇
Bank credit Growth: 63 year ⬇
Job creation: 8 year ⬇
Agriculture GVA growth: 1.7%⬇
Fiscal Deficit: 8 year🔺
Stalled Projects 🔺https://t.co/bZdPnREYiE— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) January 6, 2018
Yes, ladies and gentlemen! Let me introduce you to your newest full form for GDP = Gross Divisive Politics!
Donald Trump had his alternate facts. Rahul Gandhi has his alternate meanings for abbreviations and they are hilarious AF! And here we are, revisiting some of RaGa’s classic gems!
1. Modiji’s pride, Make In India, recently got a makeover from Rahul Gandhi.
Guys a quick update on the Fake in India program.#FakeinIndiahttps://t.co/37SojCnXpM
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) January 4, 2018
2. RaGa has often followed a line of attack that claims our PM does not always mean what he says. And this time, he used a clever wordplay on FM Arun Jaitley’s name to illustrate that!
Dear Mr Jaitlie – thank you for reminding India that our PM never means what he says or says what he means. #BJPLies pic.twitter.com/I7n1f07GaX
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) December 27, 2017
Jaitley = Jailtie? *slow claps*
3. Another jibe in a similar vein came when he turned Bruce Willis’ Die Hard franchise into a jibe at BJP with ‘Lie Hard’!
If BJP had a film franchise it would be called Lie Hard #BJPLieHard #BJPLies #HowManyBJPLies
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) December 23, 2017
4. Man Made Disaster? Naah! RaGa’s dictionary says something else….
Real wages stagnant for 3 yrs,bank lending lowest in 60yrs,Inequality highest in 100yrs.In Modiji's words,this is a MMD(Modi Made Disaster) https://t.co/X3NicY3fK1
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) October 26, 2017
5. The Force Farce is strong with this tweet!
Dear Mr. Jaitley, May the Farce be with you. pic.twitter.com/Dxb5jFCaEa
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) October 25, 2017
6. Angels and Demon-etisation, anyone?
Mr. Modi, Cinema is a deep expression of Tamil culture and language. Don't try to demon-etise Tamil pride by interfering in Mersal
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) October 21, 2017
7. From a Yuvraj to a Shehzada. Oops, sorry! Shah-zada!
State legal help for Shah-Zada!
Why this, why this Kolaveri Da?https://t.co/JQtXRLtcpe— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) October 17, 2017
8. And of course, the most popular of them all. The golden tweet. The epic meaning that sent Twitter into a storm.
Congress GST= Genuine Simple Tax
Modi ji's GST= Gabbar Singh Tax =''ये कमाई मुझे दे दे"
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) October 24, 2017
Dear RaGa, now we don’t know if it’s Pidi coming up with these hilarious tweets or you. But keep doing what you’re doing because we sure as hell would like to be entertained with more words and phrases off your dictionary!