10 Dirty Little Pleasures Of Life Everyone Has

You know that feeling when you finally put your finger in your ear and then the getting away with that small tingle? Do you know that feeling you get when you take your shoes off after a very tiring day at work? Or when you eat something that your lover cooked for you in the middle of the night? Sounds pretty cool nah?

But what about the nasty underrated pleasures that you enjoy even more than that? What about the ones that you love so much more, yet you never actually talk about it, unless of course you are hanging out with your best friends and sometimes not even with them? We got the swagger to write it down for you all. Hell yeah !

1. To be able to “Pee” after a loooooong wait.

Aaaaaaaaah, my bladder just thanked me from the inside.

 

2. When your crush finally knows that you have a crush on them

Ohhhhh, stop flattering me.

 

3. To finally scratch on that itch that had been tickling

I gotcha. I gotcha.

 

4. Killing the shit out of that annoying mosquito

You tiny beast. Go Die.

 

5. Having a really good dump. Like really relieving.

That feels great. Like really great. I never felt so light before. That was some really heavy shit.

 

6. Wind in your hair

I am ruling the world.

 

7. Get that piece of food out of teeth using your tongue

Eat it? Throw It? Spit it out? So Gross.

 

8. Farting silently in public and getting away with it

Do not wait for them to smell it. Leave Sparta, leave.

 

9. Eating like a pig

Ghum Ghum Ghum is the new nyom nyom nyom…

 

10. Doing nothing

Too lazy to write anything here….

Well, Well,, Well. What we have here is some really comforting confessions that come from people like you and I, who do things anyway, and then revel in the pleasure of having done that. Hui, Hui, Hui, that’s so funny !