10 Pick-up Lines And Why You Shouldn’t Use Them

If you’re over 22 and you’ve not been living under a rock, then you’ve sure encountered pick up lines. In India, it’s like the free chilis you get with your vada pav, you just can’t avoid it. So we’re sort of going to help you guys out, by giving you a little perspective into girl territory.

When you dish out your pick up lines, what you hear is very different to what we assume…

1. Girl, you must be a parking ticket, cause you got “fine” written all over you.

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What we think you’re saying: Parking ticket? In India? Are you a special kind of moron?

 

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

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What we think you’re saying: Do you not know where these letters really come in the alphabets? Probably NOT. You’re most definitely the guy who spells you as U.

 

3. Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

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What we think you’re saying: Unless I’m sitting on a shelf and my face reads ‘Pick-up lines for Nerds’, you shouldn’t bother blinking in my direction.

 

4. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw!

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What we think you’re saying: Pick it up and move along, before I crush it with my bare knuckles.

 

5. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

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What we think you’re saying: I will walk away with no regret, even if you choke on your own breath.

 

6. You know what would look great on you? Me.

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What we think you’re saying: No I’m more fashion conscious/colour co-ordinated than that.

 

7. Do you have a map? Because I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

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What we think you’re saying: I think you should disappear while you have the chance, it might be for the better of the world.

 

8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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What we think you’re saying: Not as much as it’s going to hurt you when my demon brothers come looking for you.

 

9. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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What we think you’re saying: My best guess is it’s because you’re blocking the AC, but I wouldn’t want to mention it, since you might unleash another one of you pick up lines on me.

 

10. Who’s your daddy?

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What we think you’re saying: Harishwar Raichand Byomkesh Bhattacharya. Yours?

So here’s a hint, if you can take one. Don’t waste your time on pick-up line, unless you’re okay losing a few dates. Instead stick to doing what you do best, being yourself. Believe me, your chances will double!

But before I go, here’s one more for the road!

‘Your smile is like expelliarmus– simple but disarming’

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