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15 Signs That Prove You Swear Way Too Much

byStorypickers
29th September 2014
2 minute read

Let’s face it: swearing makes things easier. When you’re hurt and you start screaming out all the possible gaalis you know, the pain becomes a little more bearable. It relieves you off stress. It’s a way of survival. That’s all there is to say.

Following are the traits of someone who just can’t stop swearing.

1. The first thing that comes out of your mouth when you’re angry, is slang

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Obviously. The asshole that pissed you off probably deserves it. Asshole.

 

2. You can’t control it even when you’re really happy or excited

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“Teri shaadi pakki ho gayi! Aa gale lag jaa saale!”

 

3. Gaalis are the first thing you ask someone who speaks a different language

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“Eh, tell me some Mallu gaalis na.”

 

4. You have even done some research on some exquisite gaalis in other languages

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Did you know that ‘puta’ in Spanish means ‘whore’? You’re welcome.

 

5. A lot of the slang words make you laugh because of how funny they sound

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Ass-hat. Douche canoe. Arsebadger. So fucking hilarious.

 

6. You never shy away from making up innovative abuses yourself

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It lets your creativity out like a boss.

 

7. Your friends often say, “yaar tu apna mooh sabun se dhoya kar” because of the amount of swear words you use

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Fuck you, I will NOT.

 

8. Almost anything you describe will accompany a nice, juicy swear word

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“BC kya kharab sapna aaya mujhe raat ko.”

 

9. You know the in-depth meanings of all the gaalis you use

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Because, obviously.

 

10. When you’re in situations where you can’t swear, you make up gestures to express yourself

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It’s a survival skill, yo.

 

11. You have gotten into trouble for unknowingly swearing in the presence of your family

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“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?”  *Oh, shit*

 

12. If someone bet you to not swear for a day, you probably would lose

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Yup. And lose sorely.

 

13. But, deep down, your friends know just how much you love to swear

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“The stronger the bond, the more the abuses.”

 

14. It’s your way of expressing love, hate, and everything in between

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15. And nothing, NOTHING will stop you from continuing this habit

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So, fuck the haters.

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