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Pakalu Papito, a Twitter sensation whose real identity is a mystery has become famous for his extremely hilarious and honest tweets about life and everyday things!
Have a look at some of his hilarious tweets,
1. That’s actually a valid point
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 26, 2015
2. I feel you, Bro!
why cant my fat leave me everything else does
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 26, 2015
3. Right in the feels
how do i play hard to get when im already hard to want
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 26, 2015
4. Pickup line with a twist
did it hurt wen u fell from heaven? cos u look like a ded bird
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 25, 2015
5. Gyms and health clubs don’t want you to know this trick
how to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 23, 2015
6. Ok, this one you can actually use!
r u a magician because abracadayum
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 24, 2015
7. Me too . .
i wish my wallet came with free refills
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 23, 2015
8. ROFL
doctor: are you sexually active me: i’m not even physically active
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 3, 2015
9. I think he achieved it
becoming famous for no reason is my dream
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 21, 2015
10. So cute
when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number”
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 21, 2015
11. …and broke.
this dating thing sure is tough when ur ugly
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 21, 2015
12. Really bad!
i heard u like bad boys im bad at everything
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 19, 2015
13. To all the girls out there
be nice to me i may be hot one day
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 16, 2015
14. Life is difficult
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 15, 2015
15. Ya that should do it
being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 13, 2015
16. It’s true
you know what really turns me on? unprotected wifi
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 11, 2015
17. He’s perfect
my face is a 4 my personality is a 6 so basically i’m a 10
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 9, 2015
18. The secret is out!
https://twitter.com/pakalupapito/status/872400497751322624
19. My kinda guy
https://twitter.com/pakalupapito/status/865152874640179201
20. DITTO
https://twitter.com/pakalupapito/status/849932451967373312
Rumour has it that he’s an Indian guy living in the States
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