#NextBanIdea Is Trending & People Are Guessing The Next Thing On Government’s ‘Ban List’

Indians are really getting tired to keep a list of all the bans that have been happening across the country. So many bans on trivial things that won’t make a difference on a large scale anyway.

Starting from beef till Nirbhaya’s documentary, and the recent ban on porn sites, our prestigious government is on the blink of banning anything and everything under the sun. This condescending attitude towards banning has obviously irritated us on some level. So much that people have taken over Twitter to express their agitation and giving some ideas to our government that they can ban in the near future!

Here are some of them:

1. This is legit. On all levels.

#NextBanIdea Works at Student people on Facebook.

— Indrajeet (@IndrajeetAD) August 3, 2015

 

2. This was a humdinger, hands down!

#NextBanIdea Hmmm n K in middle of conversations ?

— Bakchod Billi (@BcBilliOfficial) August 3, 2015

 

3. Considering, a ban on porn, this could be a follow-up. Just saying!

Condom will be banned #NextBanIdea

— Office Of JethaLOL (@Gada_Electronic) August 3, 2015

 

4. People inundated with such requests couldn’t be happier if this happens.

#NextBanIdea – Candy crush invites !

— Suruchi (@suruchikumar) August 3, 2015

 

5. Ehh?

Writing ‘Ma lyf mah rulezzzz’ on Facebook #NextBanIdea

— Anu Menon (@AyeNuMe) August 3, 2015

 

6. Porn, condoms..now talking to girls?

Go ahead and ban talking to girls! It should be strict NO NO @sohrab_A #NextBanIdea

— TheManan Chawla (@TheMananChawla) August 3, 2015

 

Some of them voiced their disgust towards people too and took this opportunity to put them in the ban list! 😀

 

7. Nosy relatives have spoilt more than anything in this world. So, yeah, maybe.

Govt should make a committee which decides what to ban next and it should ban itself. Problem solved. #NextBanIdea

— Bakwas deGrass Tyson (@BakwasRadio) August 3, 2015

 

8. Chetan Bhagat was too busy mentioning such names and showing off his faawwwrein side.

#NextBanIdea: Olive Oil (too western, only Indian culture desi ghee allowed); funny TV shows (why laugh?); Cappuccino, pizza (not indian)

— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) August 3, 2015

 

While some of them tweeted about things on social platforms, other wanted to put a ban on the ban-committee itself!

 

9. True that.

Twitter must Ban words like Sanghi, Bhakts, Adarsh Liberal, Sickulars, etc.It will stop a lot of online abuse. #NextBanIdea

— Mayank Ramhariya (@MK_Ramhariya) August 3, 2015

 

10. If only we could find the real person behind these.

Govt should make a committee which decides what to ban next and it should ban itself. Problem solved. #NextBanIdea

— Bakwas deGrass Tyson (@BakwasRadio) August 3, 2015

 

11. If only we could ban these intangible things!

Ban the indian mentality. #NextBanIdea

— Bunny (@Bunny_I_) August 3, 2015

 

12. Too much sanskari-ness!

#NextBanIdea Bananas because their shape is obscene and our culture doesn’t allow that!

— Hitman Cricket (@HitmanCricket) August 3, 2015

 

13. Yeah, we did!

Ban Banning. You see what I did there? #NextBanIdea. But if it works, will it work?

— TaklooLogy (@TaklooLogy) August 3, 2015

 

14. They have already done that, matey!

#NextBanIdea Talking Sense

— Pratik Batra (@BratzOnTweeter) August 3, 2015

Well! I am sure there could be several things and that Twitter would be inundating with those today. Seeing such trivial things making to this list, the government should realize what aam junta thinks of them and their so-called bans.
The Indian government, are you listening?