Holi, the most colourful festival of our country, is around the corner. And as always, people are in a highly festive mood. And again, as always, Twitter has its own brand of quirky moody afterthoughts, as it does with every damn thing in this world.
Here is Twitter talking about Holi, and the lesser liked part about it.
1. Everyone everytime walking under every building.
This. #HoliProblems pic.twitter.com/woR8CIrqjO
— Diksha (@D1Girly) September 27, 2015
2. When the sheer magnitude of colour powder frightens you.
My snot is purple #holi #holiproblems
— Maggie (@maggie_425) April 19, 2015
3. Seriously people, the nose?!
https://twitter.com/stretzstretz123/status/452904025705684992
4. And the ears.
My new apple headphones are now purple! #HoliProblems
— UrviBhandari (@UrviBhandari) March 17, 2014
5. And the scalp.
My dandruff is orange. #holiproblems
— b. (@brielleweber) March 12, 2012
6. The condition of the country right now.
1975: "Holi ke din sab mil jaate hain"
1981: "Rang barse bheege chhunar wali"
2005: "Do me a favour let's play holaay"
2015: "Save water"
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 22, 2016
7. The struggle that traps us in a vicious cycle.
Happy Holi all. Don't play Holi with water. Instead play with lots of color. And then remove all the color with lots of water. Oh wait…
— Shailesh (@nisargraj002) March 22, 2016
8. When you’re totally defenseless and vulnerable AF.
https://twitter.com/VlkKanade/status/573690153434120193
9. Because no one likes being hit with water bombs.
The time when people check roof tops before entering any lane !! Priceless #HappyHoli #HoliProblems
— Jovin Lewis (@jovin_lewis) March 6, 2015
10. When foreigners get trolled playing Holi.
I was hoping that the red on my skin was just color from Holi that didn't come off. Nope. It's sunburn. #HoliProblems
— Mermaid-American ✌🏼🇺🇸 (@TheMermaidAg) April 8, 2013
11. Holi outside India is weirder.
https://twitter.com/isabel_dixon11/status/320997353995763713
12. Oh the places you get the colour into!
https://twitter.com/josedovalina/status/317063391149707265
13. Just when you thought you’re all squeaky clean, this happens.
https://twitter.com/Dhara_827/status/450054938530697216
14. When you’re so coloured that even yo mama can’t recognise you.
My mom color bombed someone else thinking it was me #holiproblems #nexttimesheshouldwearherglasses
— Jaynita, MS RD (@JayHP10) March 23, 2014
15. This eternal struggle about carefully choosing Holi clothing.
Rupinder wore my shirt to play holi and now it's permanently tie-dyed #holiproblems
— Shruti (@shrooootea) April 3, 2013
16. When you clean yourself and realise there’s another thing waiting to be cleaned.
Well my shower floor is stained purple for couple days #holiproblems
— . (@tullsss) March 31, 2013
17. When there are so many colours that you just end up grey.
https://twitter.com/Sass_Meister/status/318154774283448320
Despite everything, go out and paint the dry wall that is the world. Play a safe Holi and save water.