13 Signs You Are Addicted To Momos

Momo Addiction: A disorder in which a person can never say NO-NO to MOMO. If you are a person who can relate to this (disorder), then clearly you are addicted to Momos and here are your symptoms:
P.S. Your only cure is to eat more momos

1. You’re so addicted to momos that whenever you hear somone say ‘momo’s you start salivating

 

2. And your head starts picturing steaming hot momos.Yumm

 

3. You can have momo anytime of the day

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks. Yes, please.

 

4. You find momos incomplete without the schezwan dip/sauce

 

5. But, you find it offensive to pay more than Rs.50 for a plate of momos

 

6. And you always end up having momos instead of any other street food

 

7. One plate of momo is never enough for you

Sometimes, it’s 3 more extra pieces. Or one more plate. Or three maybe? Why not!

 

8. Paneer, chicken, pork, any filling in a momo is good for you

Bhaiyya, aur ek plate

 

9. And there’s variety too, deep fried and crisp or fluffy and steamed, you like momos either way

 

10. But the best momos award must go to pork momos served with mutton paya soup

Maybe, now I’m getting too personal. But hell yeah, they are the best!

 

11. You’re so much into momos that your friends consult you before trying a new momo joint

Ohh yeah baby, be proud, give yourself a pat on the back.

 

12. You can share anything and everything but not momos from your plate

And you will stuff it all in your mouth even if it is piping hot

 

13. Now that you’ve seen so many momos, I’m sure you’re going to have a plateful this evening

YOLO, so MOMO.
(You live only once, so Munch On MOmo) 😉