“Cow Horns Absorb Radioactivity, Urine Cures Cancer”, Says Kerala Godman. Time To Leave The Planet.

Remember the time when we guffawed together, discussing the sex life of peacocks? What am I asking? Who in the right mind can forget that ‘Peahen swallows tears of the peacock to get pregnant’? Courtesy- a learned High Court judge. While that is that, I have news if you thought that was it!

Yes, I have news if you thought we were done defying biology and I come bearing proof, again! Also, this time around it is about an animal that bears the potential to divide the entire nation- cow (please don’t file FIRs against me).

According to the words of wisdom of a Kerala Godman, identified as Swami Udit Chaitanya, the founder of a spiritual retreat called the Bhagavatham Village, cows apart from being pious have ‘peculiarities’. 

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He insists that cow’s horns have the ability to absorb radioactivity. 

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“If you place an FM radio between the horns of a cow, you won’t hear the programme. Just the hmmmmmm noise.”

He also suggests that cows reduce these sound waves into ‘OM’. 

 

In fact, he went to proclaim that cow’s horns are pretty much capable of removing other unwanted radiations present in the environment. 

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After horns, it was time for dung…cow dung!

 

After radioactivity, Swami Ji went to atomic fission/fusion and the insights will drop a bomb on you. He started with, 

“Atomic power stations need plutonium to split atoms.”

Which I have no qualms with.

 

But it quickly escalated to this. Apparently plutonium….

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Adding glam to glory, he also cited that gomutra (cow’s urine) is used to cure cancer!

If you do not believe the absurdity, watch the video here. 

This is no novelty, TBH. There have been instances earlier that has made us question science and logic. “Cows exhale oxygen, absorb cosmic energy,” if you remember it well! You can say, radioactivity is just another addition to the pile. And I can say, Darwin is turning in his grave right now!