The wondrous world of Harry Potter created by J.K Rowling is a Bible for all the Potterheads. It comes as no surprise then that all we want is just a little bit of her magic-laden words. After all, we live by her wise words and we seek magic in all the little things in life.
Looks like Botnik Studios took “I solemnly swear I am up to no good” way too seriously. In a tweet shared by them, they announced that predictive keyboards trained on all 7 books of Harry Potter were used to ghostwrite a brand new (and hilarious) chapter of the famed franchise.
Here’s the chapter, read on and laugh your heart out.
It’s not much, and it’s not the way Rowling would have written it. But it’s funny nonetheless and serves quite the right amount of entertainment for a boring mundane day.
Surely Twitter is having a blast reading this and everyone wants a whole book of it!
Santa are you listening?
All I want for Christmas is this book 😭
— Andrew Ferguson (@King_Fergy) December 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/still/status/940686893611487234
I would seriously read a full book of this.
— merrydukes (@pom9898) December 13, 2017
You've gotta do a full book of this. This would make a perfect joke gift, like I'm gettin' lined up to order this wonderment already!
— AuraPuffs 🍄💚 (@AuraPuffs) December 12, 2017
Some others are trying to find faults in this masterpiece.
https://twitter.com/carljonard/status/940650300297351168
But here’s your answer anyway.
It's not automated! We have a team of writers who all use the Botnik predictive text keyboard. We trained keyboards on all 7 books and had a big writing jam. Then I took the best pieces of copy, arranged them into a narrative, and wrote some copy to fill in the gaps.
— Antifa Payroll Department (DM me your invoices) (@NatTowsen) December 12, 2017
this seems very…fake
— Sophie Weiner (@sophcw) December 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/toiraTV/status/940751678269198342
While most of them are just enjoying the new instalment.
this is GLORIOUS
— Lisa Sterle (@lisa_sterle) December 12, 2017
This is canon now. Ten points to Gryffindor.
— Sauna Insider (@NickHannula) December 12, 2017
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. There are so many good moments!!
— Lauren Fairweather (@laurenfairwx) December 12, 2017
Not sure about others, but I’m definitely enjoying myself a good laugh. And of course, I completely vouch for a whole book of it too. I’m a Potterhead, even canons and ships and spinoffs are good to quench my thirst for more of Harry Potter and his wizarding world.
After all, like Luna Lovegood said, “Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure”.