Grandparents are awesome. They’re cuddly, cute, spaced out and trying really hard to catch up with cool. But what makes them super awesome are some epicly funny fails, which you just can’t ignore. They make you want to roll over, howling with laughter and protect them from the harsh world.
Here’s why you just can’t get enough of them.
1. When they can sleep anywhere, everywhere and just about in any position
2. When they honestly believe ‘Old is Gold’
3. Because Jan knows best!
4. When your grandpop has more game than you
5. When they don’t believe in keeping it humble.
6. When ‘Yo Grandma’ jokes won’t work, because your grams be ‘Gangsta as fuck’.
7. And they finally learn how to edit pictures… All wrong.
8. When they seem untouchable and to be honest a lot more unamused.
9. And when they really don’t want to attend a second wedding.
10. And the day they start online shopping, you get the weirdest gifts ever
11. When their Facebook Vacation album gets more likes than yours
12. Because they are the sole bearers of swag during every single wedding
13. When they wait patiently for each other in opposite directions
14. And when they’re adamant on skyping you but never really get where the camera is pointing at
15. When they think a flambé means the restaurant is on fire
16. When you gift them an Iphone and they can’t figure out how to ‘bring it to life’
17. When your grandma throws down harder than you
18. And their transport is fancier than yours
19. The thug life chose them
20. When they aren’t amused in a pool of colored balls.
21. And when you say ‘no one can see my pin’, they take you very seriously
22. But then they were too cool to just be one among the crowd
23. And they’ll do just about anything to win
You can love them, cuddle them, adore them, pull their cheeks until they scream, but you can’t ignore them.