13 Dirty-minded Pickup Lines Only Geeks Will Understand

Disclaimer: These pickup lines don’t work. Try at your own risk.

Are you looking for some pickup lines this Valentine’s Day? Do you have it in you to pull off these outrageously nerdy one liners? Then look no further, coz we’ve compiled the ultimate list of lines for you. You’re welcome.

Are you here just to test your ‘geek’ level? Check how many of these do you understand.

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Found ’em too easy? How about this:

Me: “Will you be my Valentine?”
You: “No way”
Me: “SUDO Will you be my Valentine?”
You: “Yes..yes..yes! Let’s go!”

Now that’s something only a techie would understand.

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