Ladies, These Are The 9 Fundamental Rights Your Bra Demands Of You, Right Now!

Bra.

Haww! Haaye, haaye! What!? Zor se mat bolo. Kya bakwas hain yeh? 

If you are to give any of these reactions or know someone who would do something similar at the mere mention of the three-lettered word, then my friend (NOT), you wouldn’t understand one ounce of this post too. But for clarity’s sake, a bra is that essential undergarment that supports boobies and ladies are hooked (literally)…to it. Men lust at the sight of it, aunties are busy hiding the straps, while uncles lech at it. (Welcome to India!)

On a side note, while the world is busy with #FreeTheNipple campaign and busy studying the effects and side-effects of day-long-bra-wearing, ever thought what your bra is asking of you? After all, they too have the right to demand their rights. Free world, people, free world!

So here they are, The Fundamental Rights of A Bra. Ladies, read along and solemnly swear to abide by each one of them. *raise your hands and read out loud*

1. Like, who says they have to be of the same colour or the brand?

 

2. But did anyone think about that? No, you only think about yourself.

 

3. That humble request!

 

4. Dear Uncles, could you please look away?

 

5. Just like you want it, it basically wants the same thing — a great fit! Can you simply give that?

 

6. No offence meant to any other material, but this is what she wants.

 

7. Ladies, you know how sensitive they are. Don’t hurt their feelings.

 

8. Let it die a natural death, please. No matter how much you love it, don’t degrade its health by leaving it in ruins.

 

9. The next time you complain about the price, always remember this is what it feels when you doubt its value in your life.

These sure make a lot of sense to me and I am willing to give my bra these rights. What about you?