This Guy’s Poem About The “Shit” We See On Facebook Timelines Will Resonate With All Of Us!

One fine day, you’re just casually browsing through Facebook and come across your friend’s selfie in a bathroom. You ignore it. Next, you see that friend posing in front of a ‘scenic view’ with most of the frame being occupied by her obnoxious face. A short while later, there’s a detailed post by the same friend, this time describing her latest bowel movements. In that moment, you lose it. “Stop shitting on my timeline!” you scream at your screen.

Kalpak, a stand-up comic from Pune, shares the same sentiment. He perfectly explains what one would genuinely like to see on a Facebook timeline, as opposed to what one ends up seeing on a daily basis. I’m sure his latest poem will resonate with us all. Check it out!