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If there’s one thing every Indian is aware of, it’s Google – the search engine. We don’t what to serach for, but we know where to look for. Google is like that grandma for us who knows everything.
From “Sunny Leone” to “how to pronounce Leicester”, Google searches in India are a lot different compared to that of any other place. And when #DesiGoogleSearches started trending on Twitter, the kind of things that people tweeted about shows that you can take the Indian out of India, but never the India out of the Indian.
1. This guy who really needs to learn how to use the deep web
@Mano_twits in operation theatre….
How to remove and steal kidney from human body without any pain to the patient.
#DesiGoogleSearches— மாடர்ன் தமிழன் (@gowtwits) May 5, 2016
2. This guy who’s clearly never heard of porn. Or didn’t learn much from it.
How is sex done, front or behind ? #DesiGoogleSearches
— BAD MAN (@soberdoppa) May 5, 2016
3. This one that we’ve all definitely searched
Pick up lines for Tinder #DesiGoogleSearches
— Prachi (@chichimotwani) May 5, 2016
4. The favourite for all women
How to do smokey eye makeup #DesiGoogleSearches
— Fatima (@fati_sheth) May 5, 2016
5. The favourite search for half the population of India
Engineering jobs#DesiGoogleSearches
— शशांक (@Tumharebaap) May 5, 2016
6. This search that everybody’s guilty of, but nobody will admit to
how to increase Boob Size #DesiGoogleSearches
— Billu (@Punkkboy_) May 5, 2016
7. This desperate search that was definitely made by an engineering student. Or and MBA student
How to get #reservationquota so that I can get job! #DesiGoogleSearches
— Chintan Shah (@19chint) May 5, 2016
8. This search that will require some aloe vera for the burns it might have caused
‘where to get forged degree for Modi sir’ #DesiGoogleSearches
— lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) May 5, 2016
9. This search that was actually meant for Dr. Mahindra Watsa
Will I get pregnant by gulping semen #DesiGoogleSearches
— Aakhri Pasta (@PiratedEngineer) May 5, 2016
10. This one that’s a favourite for every family Whatsapp group admin, who is most probably your tauji, tai ji, chachi, maasi, bua, chacha, chintu ke ladke ki bhateeje ki bua or somebody like that
Best Whatsapp Group Name … #DesiGoogleSearches
— RajVir Singh (@irajvirsingh) May 5, 2016
11. This search that was definitely made by a “Bullatt” enthusiast and later shut down because “Bullatt” is the best
Top 10 bikes in India #DesiGoogleSearches
— Creative Pirate (@imAbhishek_J) May 5, 2016
12. This very odd, yet genuine search. *opens Google. Searches frantically for parval in English.
What is parval called in english #DesiGoogleSearches
— Hemant (@hemantgaule) May 5, 2016
13. This lazy person’s tweet that I would definitely have made
How to look slim without hard exercise and dieting #DesiGoogleSearches
— Yami gautam fan (@rupaliyadav96) May 5, 2016
And this follow-up question
How to get six packs? #DesiGoogleSearches pic.twitter.com/Q0S7EnkS3V
— O’ Teri Yaar (@HasoKhulke) May 5, 2016
14. This one – and admit it – that we’ve all tried.
How to block parents, annoying aunts, sneaky phufas, creepy 5th cousin mausaji on FB #DesiGoogleSearches #BigIndianFamily #privacykiMkiC
— DOT Design India (@DOTDesign_India) May 5, 2016
15. This search that should have an entire wiki page, no, site dedicated to it
How to become like Sharmaji’s Son ? #DesiGoogleSearches
— abhishek thamke (@abhishekthamke) May 5, 2016
16. This search that lets you openly embrace the Marwadi in you
Food panda coupons.. Flipcart offers.. Paytm free cash. #DesiGoogleSearches
— Lord of the wings (@Mr_DesiCynic) May 5, 2016
17. This search just because.
Hot mallu aunties #DesiGoogleSearches
— Berozgaar Bhartiya (@BerozgaarAbhi) May 5, 2016
18. This one search that you have to make when you have class, but when you have to make your party a huge success
Honey Singh party songs#DesiGoogleSearches
— Confused Ladki (@confused_ladki) May 5, 2016
19. This one that even prehistoric men would have made, had Google been invented during their time
What do women want? #DesiGoogleSearches
— fuck this (@boobieblues) May 5, 2016
20. This one that probably every parent who doesn’t watch Game of Thrones must have made
What type of game is game of thrones?
??#DesiGoogleSearches— Hardik (@Hardik0108) May 5, 2016
21. This ignorant peasant’s search who has clearly never watched GOT
Why there is soo much fuss about GOT ?? #DesiGoogleSearches
— Chandler Bing (@ya_jhakaas) May 5, 2016
22. This search that was made due to the clear ignorance of the term nepotism
How did Arjun Kapoor become an actor. #DesiGoogleSearches
— Swapnil™® (@mishuswapnil) May 5, 2016
23. And this one search that is clearly a guilty pleasure even now
How to become rich without studies #DesiGoogleSearches
— Karttavya (@Casanovakjp) May 5, 2016
There’s no end to our desi swag. Not even when it comes to our Google searches, right?
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