Dear Girls, Here’s What Your Boyfriend Discusses With His Guy Best Friends

“Kuch plan karte hai. Maza ayega”, says every guy ever in every close friend’s group ever.

Dear bros, sorry for letting the secrets out of the bag.
Dear girls, now you know what your boyfriend/husband discusses when they meet their guy best friends.

1. We will have a bachelor party in Vegas with strippers and body shots

Wait.. if you’re that guy who went to Vegas with your friends, I envy you. I hate you. Neither do we have the budget nor our fiancé will allow that. But never lose hope, guys. Someday this childhood fantasy might just come true.

 

2. We will go to the gym together, build body

LOL.

“Bhai…this time we’ll be regulars.”
“Abe..hot girls are there, this time we won’t miss”
“I don’t want a John Abraham types body, Akshay Kumar jaisa bhi chalega”.

Yeah, right. Hold your breath, pull your belly in and walk away, you liars.

 

3. We shall go to Europe with our wives together. Double date honeymoon!

This one’s still possible. I’m rooting for it. But statistics paint a very bleak picture. Either you won’t have the money or your friend won’t have the time. Or vice versa. 🙁

 

4. We will send our wives to Europe and we’ll go to Thailand. *wink*

“Just to get a massage from an elephant, baby!” Nope. Never going to happen. Why is the world so unfair?

 

5. We will become billionaires (together)

Nobody knows how, but we surely will. One day. Sounds like a very plausible plan to me. In the meantime, let me go to the office.

 

6. Oh, how can I forget the classic one: While in Vegas during our bachelor party (LOL), we’ll go to the casinos and win millions (if not billions) gambling

Oh yeah, Vegas baby. Here I come. (in my dreams)

 

7. We will own big bungalows with personal helipad, lake and a garage full of super-cars and bikes

Oh yeah, that’s simple once we figure out the billionaire thing. IKR.

 

8. No, we guys never discuss or worry about getting old & bald; so girls, if you’re trying to find that point in this article, sorry to disappoint you

Yes, we will all age graciously like George Clooney. Period. We discuss that sometimes, but it comes way low on our list of priorities. 😀

 

9. We will have a separate room (mostly underground) in our future home, which will be a dedicated computer (gadget) room with a big couch

All the best. Again if you’re that guy who owns such a boy-room with a gaming rig and huge monitors stacked against each other, I envy you, brother. Will you please let me play. I promise, I won’t showup everyday. :’(

 

10. We will sit at home together playing Counter Strike, while our wives go to work and earn

Hold on.. hold on to your “Arey..sexist point. We girls DO earn and you can SIT at home doing nothing.” We know that, girls. We mean no offense. We know our wives/girls can take care of the whole household, but sala.. we don’t have that underground room yet!! What will we do staying at home discussing point #1 to #9 when only #10 is realized.

To summarize, we men have really simple dreams. In one line, here it is:

A never aging Akshay Kumar types physique with loads of money in the bank, a beautiful French chateau with an airstrip, expensive vehicles and gadgets, Vegas trip, fun with strippers and gamblers while our WAGs are happy sightseeing somewhere in Europe.

That’s it.

High living, simple thinking. (oops, did I get that wrong?)