18 Signs You Are Absolutely In Love With Food

If you are the kind of person who looks like the God of food i.e. food in all four hands and a plate of food in front of you, then you are the perfect definition of a foodaholic. Food is life and soul for you and staying without it even for an hour makes you miserable. The following are the tell tale signs of a foodaholic:

1. You wake up and find your way to the kitchen/fridge before the bathroom

 

2. You have a pre-breakfast and post-breakfast snack

Of course you don’t skip the breakfast either.

 

3. You never miss out on any course of a meal

Your point being that food should not be wasted.

 

4. Cooking and eating is your favourite way to pass time

Not necessarily cooking.

 

5. You blame your binge eating on your mood

 

6. Eating and patience don’t mix well for you…

… because the love for food doesn’t let it mix.

 

7. You don’t follow the breakfast, lunch, snacks and dinner rule

Instead you follow food, food, food, food, food and food rule throughout the day

 

8. You are most uncomfortable when you have to eat in public

One french fry at a time… Aaaarghh.

 

9. But when you’re alone you eat like the rest of the world doesn’t exist

 

10. You have a special love for junk and street food

You and junk were just meant to be.

 

11. You always have a stash ,of food hidden or stored all over the place

You never know when you might need it for a zombie apocalypse.

 

12. You don’t care if its Indian, Italian or Australian as long as it’s food

Of course it has to be good food.

 

13. But it will bother you if an Indian, Italian or Australian tries to share your food

 

14. You are an absolute supporter of midnight snacks

Considering that you love doing it yourself.

 

15. You often find yourself going through restaurant menus online

And adding new restaurants to your bucket list.

 

16. You may forget your keys, but never the munchies

You are known to be the life saviour of your friends in times of hunger.

 

17. You always plan to go on diets and exercise

Lol! Nice try.

 

18. But you never give up eating because you just love food that much

I live to eat, not eat to live.