Police Is Looking For A Mystery Woman Who Wouldn’t Stop Pooping In Front Of A Family’s House

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In this age of social media, there is hardly anything that raises our eyebrows anymore. Be it the headlines of the day or the memes that follow, ‘viral’ as a term has lost its novelty. Not just that, unfortunately, even oddity has lost purpose and the word ‘bizarre’ is undergoing changes in its definition as we speak.

No, I’m not here to update your dictionary (remind me to do that later). I’m here to tell you that it’s a strange, very strange world out there. Why you ask? Well, let’s just say you won’t be asking that for long.

According to KKTV, the police is hunting for a mystery woman in Colorado Springs who is running around, defecating in people’s yards. Yes, you heard that right! 

Yes, believe it or not, the woman, (in)famous as the ‘mad pooper’ has been taking a shit in front of the house and on the lawn of a Budde family of the neighbourhood.

In fact, the woman of the house, Cathe Buddy, says it was first her children who spotted her in the bush. She recalled,

They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’

She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”

Reportedly, the jogger takes a shit, leaving dirty paper napkins behind at least once a week and she has been at it for seven weeks now. Eew!

Fed up of the unheard atrocity, the family has now called the police to step in and intervene. officer Johnathan Sharketti said, 

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“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career. For someone to repeatedly do such a thing…it’s uncharted territory for me.”

After being asked by the cops, Cathe was once able to take pictures which showed a brunette woman running in a grey tank top and shorts. She has, in fact, caught the woman twice which is why she would shuffle the timings of her run.

The mysterious part is there is no scarcity of public restrooms around the locality. But call it fate or a mental instability of a kind, the ‘mad pooper’ still prefer’s Cathe’s sidewalk for defecation. 

“I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.’ … She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped. There’s plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she’s targeting. This is intentional.”

 

Well, now I have seen everything! Also, hopes the cops nab the woman before it’s too late.

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