10 Things Every Brahmin Who Eats Non-Veg Experiences

One of the most ‘sinful’ things you can do in India is to eat non-veg being a Brahmin! Sounds shitty, but pretty true.

People are always ready to pass judgmental looks and comments. Logic, reality and self decisions are three things that mostly go bouncer. Here are some common things every Brahmin faces in India for eating non-veg:

1. Those expressions and reactions when people learn that you eat non-veg being a Brahmin

What? Yeah, I eat! So?

 

2. Is your family aware about this?

Well, of course they are. What is there to hide in this?

 

3. And your family is okay with the fact that you eat non-veg?

Eh.. yes…infact they eat too. What’s the big deal!?

 

4. Aren’t Brahmins supposed to be pure vegetarians?

Nope, infact, in places like Bengal, Assam, Kashmir and Kerala consuming non-veg is commonplace.

 

5. Don’t you feel guilty to bhrasht your dharam?

Dude, it’s just food!

 

6. Paap lag gaya tumhe! Apne paap dhote kaise ho?

I drink gangajal twice a day. 😉

 

7. Who will look at your eating habits and believe that you’re a Brahmin?

Well, I don’t want people to categorize me as a Brahmin or Non-Brahmin anyway. I am a human.

 

8. You fell sick coz you ate non-veg being a Brahmin

Ohkay! That’s new and pretty creative. Huh!

 

9. You cook non-veg at home? Haaw!

Okay I eat non-veg, out in restaurants and at home. I eat it coz I like it, what has being a Brahmin got to do with it?

 

10. You will definitely go to hell for this sin. You’re a Brahmin’s kid and you eat non-veg. OMG!

For now why don’t you just get up and leave. Maybe go to hell yourself!

Brahmins are supposed to be a lot more than just being vegetarians; there is something called having the liberty to live life the way we want. Coz in the end it’s all about being happy, and if eating meat is what brings happiness to your taste buds, go eat that tandoori! 😀

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